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Deification Embellishments - OR - I LOVE YOU EL (yer th' dev'il, tho')

Posted by Papa, 21 March 2017 · 114 views
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Deification Embellishments - OR - I LOVE YOU EL (yer th' dev'il, tho') Why are we taught what we're taught?  Why are we obviously lied to and things are held back?  Why did I read a book when I was a kid that said "You Will Go to the Moon!", or "You Will Live Under the Sea!"?  Why do you all think that people who contest that modern education is a scam and that history books are written to deceive are automati...


Don't Fear the Weeper - OR - IT'S BAXTER!

Posted by Papa, 18 March 2017 · 85 views
not, cat, hat
After finding out that I'm a scary good poet I decided to try my hand at comedy.  This is, after all, BAD COMEDY!!
 
So..
 
A man dies and goes to heaven.  The angel says it's time for him to be resurrected!  What do you want to do in your next life?  He answers "I just love watching nymphs in the field in their folly!"!...


Clock Stops At 11:34 - OR - WTF? CUPID STUPID ASS#OLE

Posted by Papa, 04 March 2017 · 345 views
no, entry
I know what love is.  I was on  a tram at the Indiana State Fair one year with a friend when an unexplainable force grabbed my head and turned it towards a woman.  It was my friends wife (separated I found later).  I forced my head back to the forward position and again an unexplainable force turned my head towards her.  I felt li...


It's The Beard, Right? - OR - I AM A VEGAN!

Posted by Papa, 12 October 2016 · 237 views
im, vegan, and, the, fbi, knows and 1 more...
It's The Beard, Right? - OR - I AM A VEGAN! Yesterday was my day for universal confusion!! The morning started off so clean and simple!  No one in the known world wanted to be my 'friend' and so I was kinda' shocked when a (I guess Indian) man 'liked' one of my comments about veganism and the fact (like science has 'facts'!?!) that plants always survive mass extinctions.  Being the 'oh wh...


I Love Peach! - OR - Why I HATE Nintendo!

Posted by Papa, 03 October 2016 · 253 views
NIntendo, you, perverts, whats and 5 more...
I Love Peach! - OR - Why I HATE Nintendo! For the month I endured the tiny screen and floppy demeanor of a DS I played a game that,at the time, I enjoyed...
 
Super Princess Peach!
 
I bought both the Japanese and U.S. versions off of eBay and played them both.  Eventually I gave the U.S. one to one of my daughters (pretty sure the Japanese one was some KO).
 
I had a running...


Heaven and Hell -OR- I'm Programming Sega

Posted by Papa, 16 September 2016 · 239 views
Sega, Genesis, Heaven, Hell
Heaven and Hell -OR- I'm Programming Sega The souls entry into this world is complicated.  Mystery schools of the past (like in Alexandria) helped to explain this with diagram and art.  Based on the zodiac (as most religions are) their teachings depict a souls entering the physical reality through the spheres (planets).  This diagram is aided by another that divides the great year,...


Why Episode VII is Secretly a Parody of Spaceballs -Or- May the Schwartz Be Wit' You!

Posted by Papa, 12 May 2016 · 318 views
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Why Episode VII is Secretly a Parody of Spaceballs -Or- May the Schwartz Be Wit' You! Has everyone had their newest installment of 'What the future will think is our history!'?  I watched it about seven times in a row and just can't help but see it as some type of inside-joke-parody of Spaceballs with a hint of Scream thrown in for good measure.
 
Here's the list!... :P
 
Both Dark Helmet and Kylo Ren pop the mask and have a...


A Dose of Reality -Or- A Slice of Life

Posted by Papa, 16 February 2016 · 395 views

A Dose of Reality -Or- A Slice of Life Floating in the ether.  Deep in meditation.  A faint silhouette takes shape in the form of a man.  A man in white robes appears and takes my hand.  
 
"We are going to see something today that is like medicine for the mind," he says as we float upward.  "There are worlds above and below the earth.  What you see is a dece...


ADVENTURES WITH A$$HOLES -Or- Every Other Day in my Life!

Posted by Papa, 04 February 2016 · 328 views
back, the, fuck, up
ADVENTURES WITH A$$HOLES -Or- Every Other Day in my Life! I buy EVERYTHING online.  I love the feedback system and how it helps to rate stores and sellers, I enjoy bidding on things on EBay and shopping for things from other countries that I've never seen here.  I'm happy to use the postal services generally as there was a scare, between the internet taking over mailing one another and the web-stores b...


Reasons I'm Different -OR- When Ad Hominem Becomes Name Calling!

Posted by Papa, 01 February 2016 · 436 views
indoctrination, wont, help, you
Reasons I'm Different -OR- When Ad Hominem Becomes Name Calling! I'm different.  I'm not like you.  We are different beings altogether. 
 
I've learned that a degree does not mean much.  You may go to a college and fit right in with the people around you and regurgitate the information given right back at a teacher and pass your tests.  Schools are a tool of indoctrination.  Quite a l...