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Memoirs of a Novelty Account



To the Unknown Rail Shooter

Posted by Rhindle the Dragon, 03 April 2018 · 139 views
Poetry, NES, Shooters
To the Unknown Rail Shooter MEMOIRS OF A NOVELTY ACCOUNT
VOL. III, ISSUE II
 
So I guess I will not be writing a Gradius novelization. Oh well.
I hope a poem will do for you guys.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
TO THE UNKNOWN RAIL SHOOTER
 
When threatened thus, consider all that’s made
In vague pre...


Star Wars: The Last Jedi -- Addressing the Backlash

Posted by Rhindle the Dragon, 31 December 2017 · 280 views
Star Wars, The Last Jedi, Movies and 1 more...
Star Wars: The Last Jedi -- Addressing the Backlash MEMOIRS OF A NOVELTY ACCOUNT
VOL. III, ISSUE I
 
I wanted to use this entry to state my opinion on The Last Jedi and the recent backlash. I want it to be known that:
 
1. I am a huge Star Wars fan
2. I, too, dislike what Disney is doing to Star Wars
3. But I LIKED The Force Awakens
4. And I LIKE the prequels
5. And I LIKED this movie.
 
Peo...


A Short Poem

Posted by Rhindle the Dragon, 20 March 2017 · 437 views
Poetry
A Short Poem MEMOIRS OF A NOVELTY ACCOUNT
VOL. II, ISSUE VI
 
Gudday ond welkom ta Imperiyal Mundays. Dis ebenin, I be prezentin a pome I writ, call'd "Skyentist". Enjoi.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
SKYENTIST
 
It’ s 12 PM
And her students ask
“ Does a bigger force exist?”
“ The book doesn’ t say,...


Software Collection Part II

Posted by Rhindle the Dragon, 13 March 2017 · 363 views
collections
Software Collection Part II MEMOIRS OF A NOVELTY ACCOUNT
VOL. II, ISSUE V
 
Hello all. Welcome to Imperial Mondays *Lite* . What? I'm busy this week! Don't expect much.
I'll just be adding another photo to the gallery. So take care and tempt not the fates.
 
Featured Photograph: Crazy discrete math homework.


Progress in Programming

Posted by Rhindle the Dragon, 06 March 2017 · 406 views
programming
Progress in Programming MEMOIRS OF A NOVELTY ACCOUNT
VOL. II, ISSUE IV
 
Good evening. I am... Dracula. Ah ah ah.
For me, this Monday was truly imperial. I was stuck at a certain part of my CS210 lexer assignment, and showed it to my instructor, saying "I feel like if I just get past this problem, I could finish this in two hours." He said he severely doubted my abilit...


eBay & Impulse Buying

Posted by Rhindle the Dragon, 27 February 2017 · 374 views
collections
eBay & Impulse Buying MEMOIRS OF A NOVELTY ACCOUNT
VOL. II, ISSUE III
 
Good afternoon and welcome to Imperial Mondays.
 
Remember how last week I said my plans ended in disaster? Well, I bought a kerosene lamp on eBay and it also ended in disaster.
I was looking for a certain kind; the type with a round wick and a shade, most commonly made under the name "Rayo"...


My Humble PC Software Collection

Posted by Rhindle the Dragon, 20 February 2017 · 368 views
collections
My Humble PC Software Collection MEMOIRS OF A NOVELTY ACCOUNT
VOL. II, ISSUE II
 
Hello all. *SIGH...* Welcome to Imperial Mondays.
 
I did have some "robust content" to share today, but my plans ended in disaster. You know how life goes. But I do have another picture I'd like to add to my gallery. This is part of my collection of software for the IBM PC. It all works, and...


Imperial Reorganization

Posted by Rhindle the Dragon, 13 February 2017 · 359 views
computer science, programming
Imperial Reorganization MEMOIRS OF A NOVELTY ACCOUNT
VOL. II, ISSUE I
 
As you may know, my blog Memoirs of a Novelty Account has not seen an entry for almost a month, and I apologize. Posting twice a week was difficult, even on winter break, but now that I'm back in college, schoolwork has caught up to me. However, I do wish to remain active on this site, so I am restar...


Back to School

Posted by Rhindle the Dragon, 14 January 2017 · 364 views
College
Back to School I've moved back into my college apartment. It's pretty nice; I'm proud of how I've kept the living room clean.
After days of fiddling with the configuration of my 1987 Epson Apex, I was able to get both the mouse and joystick to work. Then I installed Windows 1.01. It's a blast.
Also that old map of imperial Germany I ordered came in the mail. It'll go on...


Crappy Poetry

Posted by Rhindle the Dragon, 11 January 2017 · 395 views
Poetry
Crappy Poetry I didn't have anything special planned for today's entry, but recently I'd been thinking about some of the more cringeworthy poems I've written over the years. What? Of course I'm going to post them here for all the world to see! It's an exercise in confidence. What are people gonna do, cyberbully me for being a crappy poet? Ha! what a joke.
 
The fo...