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Conspiracy theories LOL! One of my coworkers actually believes the US government deliberately puts fluoride in the water as a type of mind control device to keep it's populace dumb and ignorant. I swear people will believe anything printed on the internet. Moon landing was staged. Earth is a giant flat disk with a giant ice wall (Antarctica) forming the outer circumference. Roswell. Ancient Aliens built the pyramids....

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Conspiracy theories LOL! One of my coworkers actually believes the US government deliberately puts fluoride in the water as a type of mind control device to keep it's populace dumb and ignorant. I swear people will believe anything printed on the internet. Moon landing was staged. Earth is a giant flat disk with a giant ice wall (Antarctica) forming the outer circumference. Roswell. Ancient Aliens built the pyramids....

You mean... those things aren't real??? Mind blown... ***drinks more fluoride infused green tea*** :P

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Don’t forget chemtrails. All the mass shootings are faked by the guvment(spelled wrong on purpose [emoji12]). Oh the things bored people come up with. And what’s up with these people using the worse camera they can get their hands on?! It’s 2017 and you still can’t get HD video to prove your conspiracy?!?!

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Conspiracy theories LOL! One of my coworkers actually believes the US government deliberately puts fluoride in the water as a type of mind control device to keep it's populace dumb and ignorant. I swear people will believe anything printed on the internet. Moon landing was staged. Earth is a giant flat disk with a giant ice wall (Antarctica) forming the outer circumference. Roswell. Ancient Aliens built the pyramids....

 

 

Sounds like your coworker might think the movie "Dr. Strangelove" is a documentary. :-D

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Sounds like your coworker might think the movie "Dr. Strangelove" is a documentary. :-D

That "riding the bomb" scene was one of those classic dark humor moments in cinema history, and the rest of the dryish plot making an hour+ long setup for this joke was totally worth watching. :thumbsup:

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We are now taking orders for the Lynx reprints of some Lynx games we previously released: Hotdog and Relief Pitcher.

 

Additionally, we are distributing the initial release of a prototype LX.net discovered. The game is called Quadromania, an action-puzzle game similar to Dr. Mario.

 

The new version of AVP is available in limited numbers... the version available is the 07.13.1994 which, despite being the earliest, we consider the most complete (has both types of enemies (alien, human) and has textured walls, ceiling, floor. Sage has also restored the alien as a playable character.

 

A link to information about Quadromania is available here.

 

A link to information about AVP is available here.

 

To keep this release on schedule the links are NOT integrated into our site but that will be fixed shortly.The features were written 2 years ago and use a different style sheet and directory structure than our current site.

 

The cost of the games are the same as before, $35 + S&H. Shipping will be actual cost determined when we are ready to start taking payment (next monday or tuesday).

 

Please email orders to betaphasegamesorders@yahoo.com - and include your address so we can calculate shipping - please let us know if you previously ordered KA Aircars. We may combine shipping.

 

Attached is a pic of the games, same back and interior as last time. The cover artwork has been improved... big thanks to deviant art member Pure1Water for working on the Hotdog cover art.

 

Hotdog, Relief Pitcher, and AVP are the small PLCC chips soldered onto the PCB.

 

Quadromania is the larger chip soldered onto a red PCB. Will be updating the site and providing more pics soon.

 

EDIT: We will respond to orders on monday or tuesday once we get some shipping quotes.

 

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Hello?

Whats happening bro?

Any news yet?

 

Well if you changed your mind about releasing these game, would you at least make an exception for me and just sell me a copy of each?

Please?

Forget everyone else here.

Just take care of me.

 

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Hello?

Whats happening bro?

Any news yet?

 

Well if you changed your mind about releasing these game, would you at least make an exception for me and just sell me a copy of each?

Please?

Forget everyone else here.

Just take care of me.

 

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Stop wasting your time bud. I’ve come to the realization it’s not gonna happen and it was all a sham. From saying they had the games and will be released in April, to saying they are taking orders now, to now nothing. No communication - nothing. Hell! They’re site still isn’t updated?! It’s over dude.

 

And, I don’t wanna see anybody bitch about life gets in the way. No sh*t! They offered a product, they still could communicate that.

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Stop wasting your time bud. Ive come to the realization its not gonna happen and it was all a sham. From saying they had the games and will be released in April, to saying they are taking orders now, to now nothing. No communication - nothing. Hell! Theyre site still isnt updated?! Its over dude.

 

And, I dont wanna see anybody bitch about life gets in the way. No sh*t! They offered a product, they still could communicate that.

LoL.

I figured I'd throw a little sarcasm his way.

I now know he is not the real Beta Phase.

It is some sort of Russian Bot programmed to mess with our minds.

That Vladimir Putin is one sick cruel son of a bitch.

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Yes, people have dumped them! As Sage says, that's not helping the devs (or the community either) though. Betaphase will get around to it - Like I said before, it's a case of everyone having jobs, families, and priorities that keep shifting etc. Maybe over XMAS or early new year we might hear some good news! It is frustrating, hell even I am frustrated lol. The main thing I am looking forward to is the Alien vs Predator update, and LX.NET game.

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