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Nathan Strum

"My mama always told me, 'Life is like a box of chocolates.' Unfortunately, she never said why. Mama was never very adept at metaphors." (Forrest Gump, early draft)
Jul 26 2018 12:46 AM
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    carlsson
    Perhaps Whizzo's chocolate tastes better if served with Watney's Red Barrel?
    Jul 26 2018 2:36 PM
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    DZ-Jay
    Ugh!
    Jul 26 2018 4:44 PM
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    DZ-Jay
    I buy my fancy swiss chocolates filled with good cognac (Remy Martin). Can't get better than that. :)
    Jul 26 2018 4:45 PM
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Nathan Strum

So, The Rock starred in "Rampage" earlier this year... why then didn't they name his current movie "Crazy Climber"?
Jul 24 2018 5:15 PM
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    Jess Ragan
    From what I've heard, it would probably be better titled "Crappy Climber."
    Jul 25 2018 1:03 AM
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    retrorussell
    George from Rampage could have played King Kong in a Crazy Climber movie.
    Jul 25 2018 3:34 AM
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    DZ-Jay
    I liked the Crazy Climber Skyscraper Inferno movie. *shrug*
    Jul 25 2018 6:32 AM
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Nathan Strum

110°F today... and it's supposed to get hotter over the next two days. Yay, Southern California...
Jul 23 2018 7:36 PM
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    Grig
    and fires! once again I am near a raging wildfire (Ferguson)
    Jul 23 2018 7:57 PM
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    GoldLeader
    Damn!!!
    Jul 24 2018 3:05 AM
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    DZ-Jay
    But it's a dry heat, so it's fine. LOL!
    Jul 24 2018 5:15 AM
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Nathan Strum

Even more Homebreviews - this time, two games that can't spell "brick": http://atariage.com/forums/blog/118/entry-13874-homebreviews-part-43-paddle-battle/
Jul 22 2018 8:43 PM
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    save2600
    Nice reviews! Chetiry... love the game, not the name. lol
    Jul 20 2018 6:16 AM
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    Nathan Strum
    I wasn't a fan of the name while typing the review... it kept auto-correcting to Cherry. Every. Single. Time. ;)
    Jul 21 2018 5:33 PM
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Nathan Strum

I wonder if Thanos also uses the Infinity Gauntlet to bring balance to his checkbook...?
Jul 15 2018 3:22 AM
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    DZ-Jay
    LOL! His wife sneaks it from his drawer to weigh herself in the mornings...
    Jul 15 2018 6:51 AM
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    HoshiChiri
    With a snap of my fingers, half my debts are erased...
    Jul 15 2018 8:44 AM
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    deepthaw
    That's the one thing he can't do with it. The finance stone was shattered by G-Man the Taxer back in ancient prehistory, at orders of Atta-IRS.
    Jul 15 2018 10:02 AM
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Nathan Strum

So... if McDonald's is making their 1/4 Pounders with fresh beef, cooked when you order, why do they still serve them with stale, 3-hour-old heat-lamp french fries?
Jul 11 2018 3:11 PM
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    Flojomojo
    Making a new batch (I agree "fresh" is probably pushing it) seems reasonable if you're willing to wait and they aren't slammed.

    I guess if they're busy, the turnover will make things hotter and crispier the way you want em.

    Reminds me of "secret menu" items, which would be cruel to order if they're busy http://www.wideopeneats.com/mcdonalds-secret-menu/
    Jul 12 2018 5:18 AM
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    BydoEmpire
    You forgot the sarcasm quotes around "beef"
    Jul 12 2018 5:22 AM
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    Inky
    I worked at a MeConalds in Joliet, IL when I was in my early 20's. The only guy who worked the fry machine during the day alwayas came in drunk. The store manager always had a can of yellow paint and a brush ready for him in case the health department came by. Mgt. would send the guy outside to paint the curbs.
    Jul 12 2018 7:36 AM
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Nathan Strum

Even more Homebreviews! And it didn't take another eight years this time... http://atariage.com/forums/blog/118/entry-13871-homebreviews-part-40-mini-game-madness/
Jul 10 2018 1:14 PM
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    Gray Defender
    Thanks for doing these, I appreciate your reviews..
    Jul 10 2018 4:39 PM
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    Nathan Strum
    You're welcome. It makes it worth doing them when I know people actually like to read them.

    Well that, and the graft.

    The graft totally makes it worthwhile.
    Jul 10 2018 5:01 PM
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Nathan Strum

After almost eight years, it's finally time for: Return of the Homebreviews!! (Yeah, I know... big whoop.) http://atariage.com/forums/blog/118/entry-13870-homebreviews-part-39-hack-attack/
Jul 8 2018 6:29 PM
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    GoldLeader
    WHOOP!
    Jul 9 2018 10:31 AM
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    GoldLeader
    ^Ahhh you just knew some bonehead would respond with a big whoop...
    Jul 9 2018 10:31 AM
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    GoldLeader
    Actually I think it's pretty cool! ... :)
    Jul 9 2018 10:32 AM
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Nathan Strum

After eight years... they're coming back. Tomorrow. Stay tuned.
Jul 8 2018 12:34 AM
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    CaptainBreakout
    Selfie sticks?
    Gangnam style?
    The cotton ball diet?
    Jul 8 2018 9:10 AM
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    Flojomojo
    Nathan's hepetic lesions?
    Jul 8 2018 9:21 AM
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    DZ-Jay
    Parachute pants?
    Jul 8 2018 3:53 PM
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Nathan Strum

Yesterday, on the Fourth of July, I had French Toast for breakfast, and Tacos for dinner. Today, I'm having hot dogs and BBQ potato chips. I think I have my days backwards.
Jul 5 2018 6:23 PM
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    jd_1138
    Nope, everyday is taco Tuesday!
    Jul 5 2018 7:38 PM
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    DZ-Jay
    Don't be silly. Only Tuesday is Taco Tuesday. The rest of the days are just regular Taco Days.
    Jul 6 2018 3:44 AM
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