Health shit, wife out of town, 2 dudes trying to break in at 3:30am. Due to random insomnia I was up, grabbed my Samurai sword and flicked on the lights, they boogied fast. Last time this shit happened was in Chicago 15 years ago, that time I had a baseball bat in my hand. The idiot fell down the back stairs, due to massive snow.
Yesterday, 6:07 PM