one day a lady was inside of an elevator and she had to fart really bad. She thought to herself, 'What am I going to do if someone comes in and smells it. I'm going to be so embarrassed.' Then she thought, 'If I spray this can of pine air freshener no one will ever know what I did.' So she farted and one floor later a biker stepped in and the lady said, "What does it smell like in here?" The biker replied, "It smells like someone **** a Christmas tree."
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