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marc.hull

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Things that 30 line contestants have been overheard mumbling to their TI's late in the night whilst trying to force that last bit of data onto a line without getting the dreaded "Line to long" message...

 

1) Come on baby you know you want it....

 

2) Oh quit... it's not THAT big....

 

3) If you take it this time I promise I'll never ask again...

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Marc, I'm back? I didn't know I left. :)

no seriously, I'm in Key West right now playing a 2 weeker and then to Georgia for a week. So my TI time is pretty much down to a crawl right now. I am glad to be writing now--- got some time off til 5, then it's an acoustic show from 5-8 and then full band at 10-2. 7-10 hours a day playing is kicking my ass.... But the dough is farkin great. Anyway, any of you bi*ches wanna watch a good show, tune in to cowboybillskw.com and watch the webcam. I'll be playing every night until next Sunday. :). Another frigging week down here.... I'm losing my mind.

 

Oh yea---- just so I'm not hijacking:

 

"Come on baby..... we gotta do this quick... I am on a deadline"

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---> Another frigging week down here.... I'm losing my mind.

 

Yea I could see how being in the warm sun surrounded by warm ocean waters and half clad females in the middle of march and getting paid to do it could really bring you down ya poor little.........

 

 

for thread content-----> This will only hurt for a little while....

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Less than half clad. And yea--- being in the middle of the ocean, closer to Castro than the Miami Dolphins.... 120 miles from the mainland and 90 miles from Cuba.... It's enough to make you lose your mind. :)

 

"why do you get upset when I pull my firehose out?"

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I was going to write something for the competition, but to be honest, the submissions I have seen so far are just too damn good... I couldn't compete. I'm bloody amazed at what you guys are knocking out. Really blown away. Still, wait 'till you see what you can do in TurboForth. You guys are gonna piss in your pants. No seriously, you will lose all bladder control. There will be abundant incontinence!

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Bah... wimps. I made sure every line in my program could be pasted into the normal line limit, not one is over 141 chars. ;)

 

Was tempted to use the line extension tricks in a few places... what did annoy me was "line too long" on lines that were less than the max input length (got that on some of the data statements, since it counts tokens and not characters ;) )

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what did annoy me was "line too long" on lines that were less than the max input length (got that on some of the data statements, since it counts tokens and not characters ;) )

 

Ah, is that what causes it? Gave me a little grief on the RPG as well. Nice to know I wasn't just hallucinating, which is the usual case.

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what did annoy me was "line too long" on lines that were less than the max input length (got that on some of the data statements, since it counts tokens and not characters ;) )

 

Ah, is that what causes it? Gave me a little grief on the RPG as well. Nice to know I wasn't just hallucinating, which is the usual case.

 

 

No, that's reality. When you type RUN at 4AM and Owen appears on your screen, wearing a loincloth and singing a country-fied version of "Happy Birthday, Mr. President"... THAT'S a hallucination.

 

I hope.

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Bah... wimps. I made sure every line in my program could be pasted into the normal line limit, not one is over 141 chars. ;)

not characters ;) )

 

Don't lump me with them... I did same. Much easier to dev in a traditional editor and paste then to deal with the console line-editing mode.

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No, that's reality. When you type RUN at 4AM and Owen appears on your screen, wearing a loincloth and singing a country-fied version of "Happy Birthday, Mr. President"... THAT'S a hallucination.

 

I hope.

 

GAH! 2 minutes to 4am, I am shutting down the computer NOW!!! :)

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Hey--- don't hate... I just enjoy doing the happy TI programming dance in the traditional garb of my mother's people!!! Is there a crime in doing that and hacking into every computer in the world and displaying the glory for everyone else to enjoy??? I say it is a valuable service I am providing, not a crime!!!!

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