Body Harvest N64 -- NOT a lost classic.
Excite Bike 64 -- So boring. Why this was rated 9 and above by much of the gaming media is unfathomable to me.
F-Zero X -- Way too many cars on the track, bland graphics that really DON'T convey a sense of speed, and horrible, horrible music. I only like the original SNES game in this series. In fact, the original F-Zero maybe the only futuristic racing game I care for, as it seems every futuristic racer since F-Zero X has been the same exact thing--generic visual vomit served up as fast as the console can hork it. Adding guns only makes it worse. What a shame.
Goldeneye -- Not a bad game for its time, I guess. But the greatest FPS ever? NO! And it's not aging well either.
Megaman X -- This just wasn't my kind of game, I guess. Don't understand the appeal of this at all.
Super Mario 64 -- This game is heralded as being at the vanguard of the 3D paradigm shift, even though it really wasn't, so I understand where the hyperbole is coming from. But as a game, Mario 64 is incredibly tedious. I love the 2D Marios, but I haven't touched the franchise since this chore of a game.
Hot Shots Golf -- So annoying.
GTA Vice City -- You can do whatever you want in this game! Might as well because the ACTUAL game here isn't any fun to play.
The Early Tomb Raider games -- I just couldn't get past the control.
Zelda: LttP -- Probably not a bad game for what it is, but I don't understand how anyone who's ever played a real RPG can sit through this. Sorry.
Half-Life 2 -- Desperately needed a cohesive plot. Absolutely drags in the second half. Even the gravity gun can't save it.
Guitar Hero -- Urghhhhh...
Call of Duty Modern Warfare -- Heavily scripted action, infinite respawns, poor level design with too many arena levels in single player. Really disappointing that this game has become the template for all subsequent FPS.
MGS 2 -- Broken gameplay and pretentious pointless philosophizing. And gay vampires. Another franchise I haven't bothered with since this disaster.
Super Mario Kart -- Pitiful graphics, non-existent gameplay. This game's status as a legend maxes my incredulity meter.
Gateway to Apshai -- This
is what this is!?!
Diddy Kong Racing -- Who plays these games!?!