Opry99er Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 This is my reminder to everyone entering the contest that your shitty efforts aren't worth shit. For those who are planning on entering, know this... I intend to do all my coding while sitting on the shitter (or "watercloset" for those of us who live in the toilet-state of Brittain).... Look.... All of you, just quit now while you're still alive... I intend on dropping "bombs" on you bit*hes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfernalKeith Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 Where are you from, Owen? Tennessee? Kentucky? Like they've got wifi in the privies down there, dude. Nice try. I'm sure the plate of crap you turn in will get honorable mention for having the most semi-digested raccoon parts in it, but that's all the gold you're takin' home, Jethro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opry99er Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 Ahhh.... Kentucky.... as far as raccoon parts, you got that right... You're from Toledo, right? I think I saw your cross-dressin' ass on the M*A*S*H video game... Keith Klinger. While M*A*S*H is pretty shitty, it's still not as shitty as the giant shart I'm gonna lay in this contest. Please, during the awards ceremony while I accept my first place prize, don't wear a dress.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhuman Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 I've made Desert Bus worse. Enjoy. Go check it out on the other thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhuman Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 My daughter just played my game. She really wanted to play it. And then she said "Who would want to play that?" I think you guys are in for a hell of a fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opry99er Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 I'm about to Howie. BTW, you should go next door and get Codex awake and tell that SOB to come see his friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhuman Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 I still haven't met that guy... He never showed up at the bar. And I don't know where he lives. But it's close... < 1 mile. I'm about to Howie. BTW, you should go next door and get Codex awake and tell that SOB to come see his friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfernalKeith Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 I still haven't met that guy... He never showed up at the bar. And I don't know where he lives. But it's close... < 1 mile. I'm about to Howie. BTW, you should go next door and get Codex awake and tell that SOB to come see his friends I emailed him a month or two ago, and he said he's been really busy, and his interest in gaming and coding tends to be cyclical. He said he'd probably be gone for a while, but would definitely be back. Oh, and he also said to tell you all not to bother because your crap game was gonna be a rabbit pellet next to my steaming virtual dook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhuman Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 Just sent Willsy a real crap submission. I'm pretty pleased with it and really want to share. I'll try to hold out, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opry99er Posted November 6, 2010 Share Posted November 6, 2010 I'm sure it's shit. But probably not very smelly.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willsy Posted November 6, 2010 Author Share Posted November 6, 2010 I'm sure it's shit. But probably not very smelly.... Actually, it does stink a bit! Oh, just a quick reminder: You all suck and I rule! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bones-69 Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 So who's working on their crap game? I spent a few hours tonight putting my idea into practice.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfernalKeith Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 So who's working on their crap game? I spent a few hours tonight putting my idea into practice.... I keep forgetting to work on my crap crap game, I've been working on my real crap game... but my crap crap game should probably only take me one evening to crap together. Crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhuman Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 I've done 2 craps so far. One you've seen and one that'll burn the eyes out of the back of your skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opry99er Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 (edited) You should add to Desert Bus... Add some speech... "You can't drive for shit" "are you drunk?" "Just give up..." Edited November 12, 2010 by Opry99er Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhuman Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 You should add to Desert Bus... Add some speech... "You can't drive for shit" "are you drunk?" "Just give up..." haha. Doesn't the speech synthesizer spell out words it doesn't know? That would make for amazing suck. All that being said, any alterations might be construed as improvements, and, well that's just foolish. Alas, you have the source code, have at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sometimes99er Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Duration: 1 month from today. Closing date Dec. 3rd (my birthday!) Your efforts should be regarded as PRIVATE. No submissions until the final week, but feel free to 'smack down' your opponents via this forum Your birthday is a Friday, so I guess submissions begin Saturday, Nov. 27th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Gemintronic Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Hope the contest is going well guys. I think next time there should be entries for each classic system - not just TI. Remember: crap isn't just one shade of brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhuman Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 I clearly disregarded Willsy with my submission of Desert Bus (everyone has seen it) but the other game I wrote - he's got privately. I thought of something to make that one "better", but I don't think that's really necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+InsaneMultitasker Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 I'm a bit late to the party but I've settled on a concept, created my supporting intro, and have a working title for my crap game entry: A.R.S.E. This game stuff is challenging for my poor dsr/utility programming brain cells to cope with. Expect utter crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tursi Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 I guess we're wide open on this one now, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhuman Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Just wanted to be first - Crappy Birthday To You! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sometimes99er Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc.hull Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 What's that horrible smell drifting in from the east? could it be the culmination of everyone's crappy efforts or simply K's birthday cake ? Happy Birthday you Limey crap festival king. So when do the entrant's get judged ? Inquiring minds want to know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhuman Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Alright - where's Willsy? We need a winner (or loser). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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