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#1 nofrills100 OFFLINE  

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Posted Mon Dec 6, 2010 4:14 AM

eBay Auction -- Item Number: 300501231394

for $5000 you also get his life story.

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Posted Mon Dec 6, 2010 7:18 AM

eBay Auction -- Item Number: 280599947466

Play Breakout - For REAL!

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Posted Mon Dec 6, 2010 12:12 PM

eBay Auction -- Item Number: 140483014276

superultrarare console manual .... :roll:

#4 nofrills100 OFFLINE  

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Posted Mon Dec 6, 2010 1:55 PM

eBay Auction -- Item Number: 280599947466

Play Breakout - For REAL!


haha - 'For Real!' for sure - that is a classic coincidence

eBay Auction -- Item Number: 140483014276

superultrarare console manual .... Posted Image


man this seller has stuff that I want, but prices that you could purchase a house with. Every time his items end I message him with a realistic offer, everytime he tells me how rare they are, and then relists them. Posted Image



nice links guys!
keep them coming!

#5 jahfish OFFLINE  

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Posted Mon Dec 6, 2010 4:00 PM

man this seller has stuff that I want, but prices that you could purchase a house with. Every time his items end I message him with a realistic offer, everytime he tells me how rare they are, and then relists them. Posted Image


come on ... his v-carts are only 50-80$ each :D

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Posted Mon Dec 6, 2010 11:52 PM


man this seller has stuff that I want, but prices that you could purchase a house with. Every time his items end I message him with a realistic offer, everytime he tells me how rare they are, and then relists them. Posted Image


come on ... his v-carts are only 50-80$ each Posted Image



Posted Image Posted Image

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Posted Tue Dec 7, 2010 12:28 AM

Check out this crazy auction :o

eBay Auction -- Item Number: 170575015897

no frills? :grin:

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Posted Tue Dec 7, 2010 12:45 AM

Check out this crazy auction :o

eBay Auction -- Item Number: 170575015897

no frills? :grin:

:rolling:
Wow i saw that auction,i nearly bought it thinking it was a 2600 game.Glad i wasnt that stupid to fall for that... :D

#9 nofrills100 OFFLINE  

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Posted Tue Dec 7, 2010 4:50 AM

Check out this crazy auction Posted Image

eBay Auction -- Item Number: 170575015897

no frills? Posted Image


Posted Image haha

#10 raskar42 OFFLINE  

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Posted Tue Dec 7, 2010 5:53 PM

eBay Auction -- Item Number: 370455622720

i guess you can make a racing game out of anything....

#11 Dino OFFLINE  

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Posted Tue Dec 7, 2010 6:12 PM


Check out this crazy auction Posted Image

eBay Auction -- Item Number: 170575015897

no frills? Posted Image


Posted Image haha


Just stirring :D

By the way, did those come from Schitti? I think he has about 1 million copies of springer that he's using th buid a house with. aparently Atari carts last longer than bricks :D

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Posted Wed Dec 8, 2010 12:01 AM

By the way, did those come from Schitti? I think he has about 1 million copies of springer that he's using th buid a house with. aparently Atari carts last longer than bricks :D


so you're gonna buy all those boom bang carts? :D

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Posted Wed Dec 8, 2010 12:21 AM



By the way, did those come from Schitti? I think he has about 1 million copies of springer that he's using th buid a house with. aparently Atari carts last longer than bricks :D


so you're gonna buy all those boom bang carts? :D

:rolling: Nope, but Schitti might - if he needs more bricks :grin:

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Posted Wed Dec 8, 2010 1:26 AM




By the way, did those come from Schitti? I think he has about 1 million copies of springer that he's using th buid a house with. aparently Atari carts last longer than bricks :D


so you're gonna buy all those boom bang carts? :D

:rolling: Nope, but Schitti might - if he needs more bricks :grin:


I will build my house only with Atari 2600 Springer.
Of course PAL and NTSC

The Boom Bang are not very stable.

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Posted Wed Dec 8, 2010 1:57 AM

would you trust something titled 'boom bang' to build your house with?
'springer' on the other hand - has a lot more flexibility, especially in earthquake prone areas.

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Posted Wed Dec 8, 2010 3:46 AM

would you trust something titled 'boom bang' to build your house with?
'springer' on the other hand - has a lot more flexibility, especially in earthquake prone areas.


yeah, sounds more like the carts you should bury in front of your house as landmines for unwanted guests :D

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Posted Wed Dec 8, 2010 3:57 AM


would you trust something titled 'boom bang' to build your house with?
'springer' on the other hand - has a lot more flexibility, especially in earthquake prone areas.


yeah, sounds more like the carts you should bury in front of your house as landmines for unwanted guests Posted Image



little HES weapons of mass-distraction

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Posted Thu Dec 9, 2010 4:16 PM

An oldie but a goodie.
eBay Auction -- Item Number: 140488333614

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Posted Thu Dec 9, 2010 4:22 PM

eBay Auction -- Item Number: 280599947466

Play Breakout - For REAL!



Same seller... this belt buckle made be blurt out

WWRise from your GWAve: eBay Auction -- Item Number: 280599947520

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Posted Thu Dec 9, 2010 4:27 PM

eBay Auction -- Item Number: 140483014276

superultrarare console manual .... :roll:


At least the cartridge contacts on the manual are in good shape. You would be surprised how many times they are all messed up...............

#21 pangasinan OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:08 AM

Please forgive me.

eBay Auction -- Item Number: 120658605573

#22 nofrills100 OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:42 AM

eBay Auction -- Item Number: 180602376390

after you hit the BIN for $320 you only have to pay $100 for postage!

My favourite bit :
$100 shipping (IMPORTENT ONLY SHIP TO UK, EUROPE AND US AND AU, and canadaGermany and Japan) and australiaDo not message complaining about prices, these games are special to me however i have to let them go sadly.Also some of these games are quite hard to find even in AU.
Please note i will be away over XMAX so the atari 2600 wont be shipped untill after Xmas.
Thanks for understanding and happy buyers :)

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#23 jahfish OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:04 AM

is "until after" proper english? wouldn't you say "not before xmas"? ooh wait, correcting that mistake will probably cost me another 50$ because the auction text is for some very special atari games :D

#24 nofrills100 OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:18 PM

is "until after" proper english? wouldn't you say "not before xmas"? ooh wait, correcting that mistake will probably cost me another 50$ because the auction text is for some very special atari games Posted Image



yes they are 'very special' ;) to him
so that means it's ok to:
1. overprice the items
2. overcharge for postage
3. potentially leave an open ended timeline for postage
4. describe the items with as many typos, spelling, and grammatical errors as possible
hey... the more I think about it... the better the listing sounds... might hit the BIN now!

#25 Midnight Synergy OFFLINE  

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Posted Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:27 PM

I thought this one was kinda funny:

eBay Auction -- Item Number: 260707217849

Commuter mispelled as Communter in the title, then mispelled again as cummuter in the item description. :) Still, lots of people found it.

Edited by Midnight Synergy, Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:27 PM.





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