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So let me get this straight, you somehow magically in the course of the past twelve hours found a NIB unit for $30 that is white? The unit is supposed to be a light tan and not white. If your unit is white, it is either a fake or someone spray painted it.

Okay, now that is funny. I didn't know they never came white and are supposed to be light tan color. So basically he was trying to say he found one in better condition that wasn't faded/etc.. but they are supposed to be that color. - LOL

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I just scored a nice lot of about 2000 atari games and they are all mint in box with manuals..I think there was even an air raid in there and an Eli's Ladder!.......? (sorry guys I can't provide pics cause my camera is in the shop!)

 

Then I woke up and realized my boss was staring at me as I was sleeping in my cubical.....I even must have said something about Sarah the intern cause she had to zip my pants back up......!

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Time to take this thread A DIFFERENT DIRECTION!

 

Who here genuinely hates children?

 

I read the wikipedia entry for The Children's Crusade as a bedtime story every night. As soon as I hear the part about the children dying in the Alps or being sold into slavery in Italy, I fall asleep on my pillow, a contended smile upon my face.

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Hey guys, I'm the mysterious buyer of this RCA Studio II

 

Hmmm not funny enough

 

Hey guys, I have a RCA Studio II for sale... the first payer, gets it...

 

Not even close...

 

Hmm...

 

The winning gag-line is:

 

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS A RCA STUDIO II ????

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Explanation of life

 

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

 

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

 

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

 

On the fourth day, God created humans and said:

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

 

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years or more we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

 

Life has now been explained to you.

 

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.

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Anyone who is or has ever had children should be killed in some gruesome manner that I can't even think of.

 

like covered in napalm, thrown down a 100 year old never once cleaned outhouse, then devoured by 20 Komodo dragons fighting over for it?

 

I hate kids.

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Ok, this thread has taken a weird turn, now we are hating kids? (thanks for insulting me, by the way)

I am as confused as you are on this one, yes I am also a Father. I would think most users here are, well except Cebus who is the first American banned from procreation by our Government, for obvious reasons. :D

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first American banned from procreation by our Government, for obvious reasons. :D

 

THEY DON'T HAVE A SHRED OF EVIDENCE TO PROVE IT, THOSE HOOKERS WERE DEAD WHEN I GOT THERE!

 

Anyone who takes posts I make like this one or the "Children's Crusade" post seriously needs to re-evaluate their priorities in life, and I mean that with the most genuine and heartfelt concern.

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