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NE146, on Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:30 AM, said:

Well my wife is an attorney . . .

Man #1: "I hate my lawyer! All attorneys suck! Do you agree?"

Man #2: "Well, my wife is an attorney and she sucks. I don't know about the rest of them. The only way to know for sure is to check to see if their pants look worn out at the knees."

Man #1: "You're a big help! By the way, is your wife available? It doesn't matter if she sucks. I have a job for her if she's interested. Do you think she could lend me a hand?"

[Chilly Willy]

so_tough!, on Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:53 PM, said:

I'm not saying 99% of lawyers are that way, just that the few that are make 99% of todays woes

Pretty sweeping statement there mate  

Yeah, it's pretty sweeping. A bit of an exaggeration, but not by TOO much.  

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Is that a fact about Monsato or hear say?

Fact. Just google them. They've also made 60 Minutes and every other similar program over the last couple decades. I'm VERY surprised you haven't heard of them before. When most people are asked about GM food, that's the first name that comes up due to their shenanigans.