Man #2: "Well, my wife is an attorney and she sucks. I don't know about the rest of them. The only way to know for sure is to check to see if their pants look worn out at the knees."
Man #1: "You're a big help! By the way, is your wife available? It doesn't matter if she sucks. I have a job for her if she's interested. Do you think she could lend me a hand?"