Excali-blog - I Love Peach! - OR - Why I HATE Nintendo!

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For the month I endured the tiny screen and floppy demeanor of a DS I played a game that,at the time, I enjoyed...

Super Princess Peach!

I bought both the Japanese and U.S. versions off of eBay and played them both. Eventually I gave the U.S. one to one of my daughters (pretty sure the Japanese one was some KO).

I had a running joke with my wife while playing it about how obviously sexual her mouth and hands were throughout the 'expression' filled bottom screen. I thought this would be above a kids understanding so it didn't pop up any red flags at the time. That kind of stuff even kinda turns up my internal temperature if you know what I mean, so I didn't think much of it and, like with most tiny screens, I eventually set it all aside until I decided to just sell off my system and games due to an overall lack of interest.

I like Princess Peach. I think she is a far superior character when compared to Mario. I never beat the game when I owned it but I later saw videos of the completed game. This is why her blatant sexual degradation at the hands of her 'creators' was the straw that broke the camels back for me with Nintendo!!

At the end of this game it is obviously referring to her Vibe-Scepter as a DILDO!

"Remember when your dad got mad at you the other day?"
"Your mom has been laughing happily a lot!"
"Maybe the Scepter is somewhere in your house?"

Yeah RIGHT! And maybe the licensing agreement that allows Nintendo to own all photographs taken on a 3DS coupled with this games popularity among young girls might just net Nintendo some free pictures of girls and their newly found "Vibe Scepters" from their own moms drawer!!

Either way I'm DONE!

One of my fist Sega CD games is going to be a game called PEECH and it will detail our heroines refusal to be sexualized by the big "N" by starting off with her BURNING A CONTRACT with an "N" on it!

My game will then be a completely original adventure with a character 'not unlike her' that does NOT subliminally tempt kids into hunting sex toys in their own moms drawer!!

If she is to be HOT or SEXY it will be RIGHT OUT IN THE FRONT FOR YOU TO SEE and NOT USED TO TARGET CHILDREN or trick them into GETTING OFF!!

Now I know most of you think Nintendo is just the most innocent little thing in the whole world that could never, ever do anything wrong and is just so clean and friendly!

BULL$HIT!

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