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#1 xxl OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:42 PM

uGame: Udders
 
wrote in 12h from scratch
 
 
 


#2 Brentarian ONLINE  

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Posted Fri Apr 14, 2017 2:18 PM

Thanks for sharing.  It reminds me somewhat of Gumball and maybe elements of Tapper.  Some of the most simplistic games are my favorite...



#3 Stephen OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Apr 14, 2017 5:31 PM

Haha - fun game.



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Posted Sat Apr 15, 2017 5:37 AM

You may read about Udders and other games from last week's 8-bit game jam "Grawitacja" (Gravitation) on AtariOnline.pl: link (Google translated).
 
Udders:
Udders2.png 
 
GravZoo:
GravZoo1.png  
 
Zoo Food!:
ZooFood2.png


#5 carlsson OFFLINE  

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Posted Thu Jun 15, 2017 4:43 PM

Sorry, but I really disliked this game! I found it overly sexist and stupid.



#6 _The Doctor__ OFFLINE  

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Posted Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:24 PM

are you kidding?   it's milking cows! how is that sexist?



#7 Kyle22 OFFLINE  

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Posted Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:27 PM

Udders are the name given to cows tits. I like human female tits, especially cute little ones with nice nipples.

 

Who cares about cows?

 

Why can't we rename this to something else?

 

Udders? Really?



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Posted Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:28 PM

How could any twisted individual think there is anything sexist about a man liking tits?

 

That is natural!



#9 carlsson OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:14 AM

Well, did you play the game and read the in-game comments?



#10 xxl OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:51 AM

lactose intolerance...


#11 Kosmic Stardust OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:11 AM

Nintendo Switch did a cow milking game as well...



#12 gargoyle OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:50 PM

Male obsession with female body parts, boyz must have their toyz  :-D



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Posted Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:57 PM

with tongue in cheek, I find carlson highly sensitive and the complaint udder nonsense.... you need to know that food doesn't come from a truck, but rather a farm where mother nature does not use 'intellect' to try and justify or overcome itself ... in an old time sprawling free range natural farm you don't find the weirdness of a high population center with everything all mixed up and a militant constantly marching army of offended creatures... :)



#14 gargoyle OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:00 PM

are you kidding?   it's milking cows! how is that sexist?

 

So you have no objection to it being too stupid!?



#15 gargoyle OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:06 PM

you need to know that food doesn't come from a truck,

 

We know that food doesn't come from a truck, but a milking game, c'mon!. If i was a farmer and had to milk cow, I wouldn't think of it as a fine entertainment... lol 



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Posted Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:14 PM

You clearly haven't been to a real county fair or 4-H competition....  I loved Salmon run, Alley Cat, and Udders... very whimsical !!    Whack a mole... explode a gopher... it's all good clean fun!....   pig fell in the mud is a dirty joke...  don't forget mutton bustin' and greased pig catchin hijynx!!!



#17 gargoyle OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:17 PM

I must admit, i played the salmon run too. Was pretending i was the hungry bear  :)



#18 carlsson OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Jun 17, 2017 12:04 AM

So you don't mind to "pull me hard", "oh yeah" and textual moans?

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Posted Sat Jun 17, 2017 1:00 AM

I think you watch too much pr0n.

 

j/k

 

:D



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Posted Sat Jun 17, 2017 1:03 AM

I hope this doesn't result in new political correctness rules (which BTW, are udderly ridiculous).

- Michael

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Posted Sat Jun 17, 2017 1:32 AM

you have to be somewhat firm to get the moo juice! moo cows are noisy like that! oh yeah I get happy when a full pale is on the way... got milk?!?!



#22 José Pereira OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:24 AM

I think you watch too much pr0n.

 

j/k

 

:D

"pr0n"

What is that?

:grin:



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Posted Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:35 AM

I might tell you but my vocabulary will get b0rked. ;)

 

Ok, let's go back to topic. :)



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Posted Sat Jun 17, 2017 3:08 AM

I hope this doesn't result in new political correctness rules (which BTW, are udderly ridiculous).

- Michael

 

I'll just say that Sweden is a little too liberal for its own good...(and its biting them firmly on the ass)

 

Its a game Carlson, get over it, there's far more disgusting things going on that actually DO need moaning about..

 

Just play something else and forget about it..



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Posted Sat Jun 17, 2017 3:10 AM

"pr0n"

What is that?

:grin:

 

Said like a true connoisseur of the subject :)






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