Flojomojo Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 I think there's an unmet need in the marketplace for an ankle bracelet that can stash your Minecraft and Terraria to play on other people's computers. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 It'll be the worst when they recycle terrible cartoon stock from knee brace commercials. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldSchoolRetroGamer Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Spriggy Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 It'll be the worst when they recycle terrible cartoon stock from knee brace commercials. taco_grandma.jpg What the hell is Nanna doing to the taco? Looks like the cat has already had a go! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atariboy2600 Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Play that in .5 speed. He'll sound like he's drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Instead of wood grain, how about wooden toilet seats in China? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Instead of wood grain, how about wooden toilet seats in China? Price, value, relevance, timeliness seems akin to "our" Ataribox. Old info, that nobody asked for, half over, very expensive. What's not to love? When you're doing them right, wooden toilet seats can take a long time. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlsson Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 In two years time, that book will double as a spare in case you run out of toilet paper. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 AtariBox backers be like please visit The Oatmeal for many funny cartoons, including this one in context 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cybercylon Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Instead of wood grain, how about wooden toilet seats in China? No prime discount. Pass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+thanatos Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 I much prefer this classic book which reached early Amazon fame. https://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-Depression-Constrict-Everyday/dp/0595094724 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 I much prefer this classic book which reached early Amazon fame. https://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-Depression-Constrict-Everyday/dp/0595094724 I need this book. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 People's reaction from buying the book. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Play that in .5 speed. He'll sound like he's drunk. .75 nails it. Try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 There's even a thing called Tacophobia according to the urban dictionary. "The fear of pregnant women eating tacos at high speeds." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderGrimm Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 (edited) So, has anything changed with the (air quotes) VCS (air quotes)? I've been reading the comments section for the VCS indiegogo page and nearly everyone is angry over the lack of updates. Andy Blakely3 days ago I agree with you completely @jwhyrock. @Tommy, I get it. This last “update” was basically a tease for an update. The only thing said regarding our VCS was “The team has been full speed ahead after the holiday, and we will have more updates from Rob and the rest of the VCS team very soon!” If this were a road trip and Atari were the parents and we were the kids, it would be hard to stop complaining that we’re starving when the answer is “very soon”. We shouldn’t be starving in the 1st place. jwhyrock4 days ago It baffles me people are actually advocating for less to zero information from Atari. Atari loves you for it! We all invested money in a product. Given how little confidence most people have that this is even going to produce the advertised console, any sane company would make sure to fully and directly communicate with their backers about actual progress on the hardware. To turn public perception around vs feeding it. I think there might be one or two people who still believe in it, but they just ramble on about the VCS being revolutionary and being able to cast a shadow on Sony and Microsoft. johnphelan19795 days ago The atari vcs is going to be an evolution of video game consoles. Not only for atari but all video games in general. The atari vcs is going to offer more flexibility and less restrictions than other platforms. When it comes to playing video games the atari vcs is going to awesome and I can’t wait to get it. Amazing. Just amazing. It's like he's just repeating what he's heard... I wonder if Fred Chesnais likes Steve Miller Band? If he has Take the Money and Run on his playlist we should warn the backers. Edited February 19, 2019 by CommanderGrimm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCAT Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 It is OK, for the die-hard fans of Atari, it exists in their minds, just sit on the floor, stare at a wall & imagine you just unboxed it and the Atari logo is on the screen, now imagine the controller in your hand, you push down, the menu scrolls down... Now for the people who just wanted a collector item, for a small additional fee Atari will ship you a wooden case with an LED in a nice sealed box, because we know that most of these rock collectors only bought the thing to keep sealed and will never open it but put it up for sale from time to time like some sort of NWC or Stadium Events cart just for bragging rights xD (ok to be fair I have a sealed original iPhone 2007 model but that is a significant item in Apple's history) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlaysWithWolves Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Andy Blakely 3 days ago If this were a road trip and Atari were the parents and we were the kids, it would be hard to stop complaining that we’re starving when the answer is “very soon”. From the Similar Road Trips from History Dept: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCAT Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 There's even a thing called Tacophobia according to the urban dictionary.; "The fear of pregnant women eating tacos at high speeds." Please clarify, I am confused, Does it mean that I am scared of pregnant women eating tacos very very fast and that there will be no tacos left for me? - or I am scared that pregnant women are eating tacos while driving quickly? because I would be scared of anyone driving and eating tacos, only bad things can happen when the 2 are mixed xD perhaps cars should be made with a TacoMeter for safety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlaysWithWolves Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 A whole new meaning to "Take a run for the border": Pregnant Women Are Claiming that Eating Taco Bell Can Induce Labor Oh, Vice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godslabrat Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 It is OK, for the die-hard fans of Atari, it exists in their minds, just sit on the floor, stare at a wall & imagine you just unboxed it and the Atari logo is on the screen, now imagine the controller in your hand, you push down, the menu scrolls down...Now for the people who just wanted a collector item, for a small additional fee Atari will ship you a wooden case with an LED in a nice sealed box, because we know that most of these rock collectors only bought the thing to keep sealed and will never open it but put it up for sale from time to time like some sort of NWC or Stadium Events cart just for bragging rights xD(ok to be fair I have a sealed original iPhone 2007 model but that is a significant item in Apple's history) There is a significant chance the battery in that phone is doing messed up things in the box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt Jack V Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 I haven't been here in months. Can anyone give me a short rundown of the development of this while I was gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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