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#3226 Keatah OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 1:15 AM

Q: What does that ataribox have to do with tacos?

A: You start with an empty shell

 

Wocka wocka wocka!

 

Love it!



#3227 frankodragon OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 1:37 AM

If I had a taco
I'd taco in the morning, 
I'd taco in the evening,
All over this hot sauce.

 

 



#3228 vcoleiro1 OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 2:18 AM

13 days to launch within. Will it happen



#3229 toiletunes OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 2:23 AM

16, if you go by Feargall's 'before Christmas' comment.



#3230 vcoleiro1 OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 2:28 AM

16, if you go by Feargall's 'before Christmas' comment.

 

 

Yeah , nah. I read that article.  He said by the end of fall and before christmas.  That statement can only be true if it's before the end of fall.

 

"The campaign is going to go live this fall. We haven’t announced the date. It will be coming very soon. Before Christmas"

 

So yeah, within 13 days


Edited by vcoleiro1, Fri Dec 8, 2017 2:31 AM.


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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 3:01 AM

I'm betting on February 31st.



#3232 Raticon OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 3:43 AM

 
 
Yeah , nah. I read that article.  He said by the end of fall and before christmas.  That statement can only be true if it's before the end of fall.
 
"The campaign is going to go live this fall. We havent announced the date. It will be coming very soon. Before Christmas"
 
So yeah, within 13 days


Oh yeah and that interview was posted on October 18th. Not only are they stretching the definition of fall if you ask me, but also the concept of "very soon".

#3233 Max Ivi OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 4:06 AM

 

 

Yeah , nah. I read that article.  He said by the end of fall and before christmas.  That statement can only be true if it's before the end of fall.

 

"The campaign is going to go live this fall. We haven’t announced the date. It will be coming very soon. Before Christmas"

 

So yeah, within 13 days

Next week I bet  :0)


Edited by Max Ivi, Fri Dec 8, 2017 4:07 AM.


#3234 TwentySixHundred OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 5:49 AM

I bet Tacobell has had atleast an 50% sales increase within the US the past few weeks lol.

 

Edit: Oh i almost forgot

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Edited by Tony The 2600, Fri Dec 8, 2017 5:51 AM.


#3235 frankodragon OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 6:24 AM

I skimmed through that latest Feargal Mac video of him and he's drinking supposedly water about five times throughout the video.  I'll bet it's not water but vodka or some other alcoholic drink.  Why?  Because there is no Ataribox.

 

 

I also think he's trying not to fidget his feet which is a sign of lying.  Don't know about him grabbing his neck though.

 

 

 

tacos and water.jpg



#3236 leech OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 7:42 AM

Getting dry mouth from all the BS he is spewing forth.

#3237 leech OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 9:58 AM

I bet Tacobell has had atleast an 50% sales increase within the US the past few weeks lol.

Ha, maybe they can get Taco Bell to fund them?

 


Edited by leech, Fri Dec 8, 2017 9:59 AM.


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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 11:16 AM

Oh yes it's lovely weather for some tacos together with you

We three dudes at Taco Bell are

Eating tacos inside my car

Dew, the Mountain from the fountain

(Spiked with booze from the bar)



#3239 dj_convoy OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 2:00 PM

Q: What does that ataribox have to do with tacos?

A: You start with an empty shell

 

Wocka wocka wocka!

It is impossible to like this enough times.  :-D



#3240 KaeruYojimbo OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 2:40 PM

I was just looking for an ataribox tweet from October saying there would be a game list soon and discovered that the @ataribox account has been suspended. I guess someone at twitter finally realized it was "spammy or just plain fake" (from their reasons for suspending accounts).

 

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#3241 Nathan Strum ONLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 2:52 PM

I was just looking for an ataribox tweet from October saying there would be a game list soon and discovered that the @ataribox account has been suspended. I guess someone at twitter finally realized it was "spammy or just plain fake" (from their reasons for suspending accounts).

 

C0ibapSUkAAe0Ua.jpg

 

 

I'm sorry... I didn't actually read anything you just wrote. I was distracted by the taco ornament - which is impossibly cute, yet somehow still tasty-looking.



#3242 KaeruYojimbo OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 3:04 PM

I'm sorry... I didn't actually read anything you just wrote. I was distracted by the taco ornament - which is impossibly cute, yet somehow still tasty-looking.

 

You didn't miss anything. Much like Atari themselves, I distract from statements that have no content with images of things people will like.



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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 5:00 PM

Oh yes it's lovely weather for some tacos together with you

We three dudes at Taco Bell are

Eating tacos inside my car

Dew, the Mountain from the fountain

(Spiked with booze from the bar)

 

 

O Taco of wonder, Taco of might!

Taco with royal beef in sight,

Gastric upsetting, still digesting,

Leading me to a restless night.



#3244 x=usr(1536) OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 5:35 PM

Please load me up with some tacos
Three hundred dollars' worth
It's that or an Ataribox™
Of which there is a dearth
At least I know with tacos
I'm guaranteed true mirth

Oh, tacos instead of renders
No, not renders
Oh, tacos instead of renders

Edited by x=usr(1536), Fri Dec 8, 2017 5:36 PM.


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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 6:25 PM

What about a rendered taco?

 

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#3246 Raticon OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 6:43 PM

What about a rendered taco?
 
Taco_1000_0002.jpg


We just reached the zenith, The essence of Atacobox, such as it is. We may lay this thread to rest now.

#3247 Nathan Strum ONLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 7:46 PM

We just reached the zenith, The essence of Atacobox, such as it is. We may lay this thread to rest now.

 

Oh no, we're not done.

 

Not yet.

 

Not when there are rendered tacos to be had:

 

woodgrain-taco.jpg

 

And for those who like their tacos less splintery:

 

black-and-red-edition-taco.jpg



#3248 toiletunes OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 7:55 PM

We wish they'd show more than renders

we wish they'd show more than renders

we wish they'd show more than renders

like the hardware and games

now bring us some figgy pudding!



#3249 frankodragon OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 8:00 PM

We just reached the zenith, The essence of Atacobox, such as it is. We may lay this thread to rest now.

 

 

Sorry, but we only scratched the outer taco shell on this one.

 

And also if you want a little more roughage to your diet.  

 

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#3250 Flojomojo OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 8:23 PM

Can we get it in wicker?




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