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#3251 frankodragon OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 8:31 PM

Can we get it in wicker?

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#3252 Flojomojo OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 8:41 PM

Can we get it in chrome with a rainbow stripe?

#3253 CPUWIZ OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 8:42 PM

And weirdly recessed USB-C ports.



#3254 frankodragon OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 9:05 PM

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#3255 cybercylon OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 9:27 PM

How about a dragon bone taco? I would like a button to make it to shout "Ataritaco" when pressed.



#3256 Flojomojo OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 9:59 PM

Can you make one where the taco shell is made out of ham instead of corn?

#3257 x=usr(1536) OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 10:00 PM

I'd like one in orange shag carpeting, please.

#3258 GoldLeader ONLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 10:11 PM

Wow,   What's left?...Already seen woodgrain and there's a mention of shag carpet...Frankodragon you are a madman!  (My highest compliment I assure you).

 

  Can a taco shell be made of lava lamps, 8 track tapes, Happy Days reruns, old Ford Vans, those beads some people use instead of doors, and black and white garage sale TVs? ...How about those giant VCR looking things with the different colored buttons they had in schools before VCRs came out?   But of course the Taco Supreme would also include tomatoes and sour cream, and paddles...



#3259 Osgeld OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri Dec 8, 2017 10:25 PM

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#3260 leech OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 12:11 AM

Ha, I was already laughing so hard I was about to Shart, and then you had to put Shatber on it.

#3261 Keatah ONLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 12:34 AM

Shataco



#3262 frankodragon OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 3:52 AM

Bear with me, guys.  Here goes:

 

 

Ham taco:

 

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Dragon Bone taco

 

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Orange Shag Carpeting taco:

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And the crazy 60-70's Paddle taco..with paddles

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#3263 Rhindle the Dragon OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 4:10 AM

Oh, God, frankodragon, what have you unleashed on this earth???



#3264 Schizophretard OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 5:19 AM

A taco with electrical tape and Super NES a/v cables?



#3265 GoldLeader ONLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 6:37 AM

Frankodragon,

 

You have outdone yourself!!!

 

You're a good egg...I like the cut of your jib...

 

Damn ...I hope we see this level of...Gumption, in some of these yet to be released consoles...



#3266 Raticon OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 7:58 AM

All these pictures are sneak peek of different tiers of Ataribox pledge rewards.

Personally I'd set for the Woodgrain Shatner edition, but with weirdly recessed USB type C-ports because heritage, remembering where we came from, homages and a boatload more of such malarkey.

#3267 Nathan Strum OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 8:06 AM

Those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it...

 

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#3268 pacman000 OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 8:43 AM

To bring this full circle we need a taco in a 2600 shell.

#3269 Osgeld OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 9:16 AM

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#3270 glazball OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 9:18 AM

Holy shit Nathan Strum, just noticed the change to your avatar! Damn hilarious!

Your pic illustrates what I, and seemingly most of us, can't help thinking is the deadening silence from the Atacobox camp is due to someone bringing Mike Kennedy's failed Retro VGS/Coleco Chamelon campaign to Feargal's attention. "You mean someone has already gone to Indiegogo with a retro brand, 3D console renders and promises of greatness but absolutely no prototype or engineering skills? Shit, that's what I was gonna do."

Didn't I see Feargal's real name is Mac Conuladh?

Mac Conuladh <-> Mike Kennedy. Awfully similar.

If this Ataribox campaign continues where it seems to be headed, Feargal will be 2018's Mike Kennedy.

#3271 Shawn OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 9:40 AM

Has anyone used the "contact us" info to send a link to "AtariBox" so they can see this first hand? I think they should experience this.



#3272 leech OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 11:11 AM

I also would like to back the Ataco Shatner Edition.

#3273 PlaysWithWolves OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 12:54 PM

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN


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#3274 TheTIGuy OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 2:11 PM

Its image editing, my dear Watson.



#3275 leech OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 2:11 PM

Dude, not even the Pro Controller? Then again I guess the shoulder buttons would be made of cheese.

Edited by leech, Sat Dec 9, 2017 2:12 PM.





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