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#3276 Video OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 2:38 PM

Or they could be on the back like Xbox triggers.

#3277 frankodragon OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 3:56 PM

To bring this full circle we need a taco in a 2600 shell.

 

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I thought I was overdoing it with my last post with the 3D Atacos.



#3278 Jinks OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 4:40 PM

Those could be the trays for the taco restaurant atari is releasing.
Great idea.

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 4:41 PM

THERE'S A PRO VERSION, GUYS.  They heard you and made it happen.

 

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Dude, not even the Pro Controller? Then again I guess the shoulder buttons would be made of cheese.



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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 4:47 PM

Are these guys the same as the hyperkin company that sells flashbacks?
Anyone have a flashback ultimate portable?
Kinda looks like a lynx.

#3281 pacman000 OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 4:48 PM

Sadly it'll be released late in the Ataco's life, so few will get their hands on one.

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 6:06 PM

To bring this full circle we need a taco in a 2600 shell.

 

Or a DVR capture card in a taco shell...

 

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 8:11 PM

THERE'S A PRO VERSION, GUYS.  They heard you and made it happen.

 

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Added a small detail that was missing. 

 

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#3284 Osgeld OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 8:14 PM

but... does it run linux?



#3285 Shawn OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 8:25 PM

but... does it run linux?

 

You bet your Coleco cluckin', AtariTaco suckin' ass it runs Linux!



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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 8:28 PM

 
You bet your Coleco cluckin', AtariTaco suckin' ass it runs Linux!

Linus? Like on Peanuts?
Good grief!

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 8:38 PM

They're doing a remake of Raiders!

 

That tacobox is awesome, can't wait to play

 

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 10:19 PM

That tacobox is awesome, can't wait to play


I suggest tweeting this to @tacobox now that @ataribox is toast.

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 10:23 PM

I suggest tweeting this to @tacobox now that @ataribox is toast.

 

 

What?  Toast now?  I don't want toast, tacos!  And I want to see more hot sauce, most of these look rather bland.  I want to see the kind that causes lava-bottoms.



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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 10:45 PM

 
 
What?  Toast now?  I don't want toast, tacos!  And I want to see more hot sauce, most of these look rather bland.  I want to see the kind that causes lava-bottoms.

So you have been to Mexico? That country specializes in those.

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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 10:48 PM

So you have been to Mexico? That country specializes in those.

 

I thought that was Montezuma's revenge?



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Posted Sat Dec 9, 2017 10:53 PM

And I want to see more hot sauce, most of these look rather bland.


Done and done.

This one's our go-to hot sauce in the red, green and black varieties:

https://www.amazon.c...s/dp/B0000GHNUE

Wal-Mart carries them. Cheap, effective, and they actually taste like the peppers they're made from instead of vinegar. Hot sauce should never taste like vinegar. Louisiana is about a borderline pass on that one; regular Tabasco is fail in that regard for anyone looking for reference points.

My wife's aunt by marriage is Thai; she makes some kick-ass homemade sauces and spices. No links to them, but if you want something that will sucker-punch you and take your wallet, hers is the stuff to go for.

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Posted Sun Dec 10, 2017 12:09 AM

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#3294 frankodragon OFFLINE  

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Posted Sun Dec 10, 2017 4:30 AM

The keypad will distribute more types of hot sauces:

 

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The Random option means you could be getting anything from mild to hot nuclear reactor sauce.

The * and # are just used to reset sauces in case the person changes his/her mind or presses the wrong key.



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Posted Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:14 AM

Now I want to crowdfund a website that easily makes parody crowdfunding landing pages and videos.  All links would redirect to either charities or videos of burning cash.
 
I have no experience, but if I got funded I'd make it happen. Trust me.  Also, ignore that flexible funding is turned on.

 



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Posted Sun Dec 10, 2017 10:36 AM

10 Days left, that's a lot of tacos (with hot sauce).



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Posted Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:12 AM

UPDATE:  Pre orders Dec. 14th.



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Posted Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:18 AM

UPDATE:  Pre orders Dec. 14th.

 

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I screen capped the email :)



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Posted Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:22 AM

Does this mean they're dropping the crowd funding campaign?



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Posted Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:24 AM

Does this mean they're dropping the crowd funding campaign?

Looks like you still order through kickstarter






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