+frankodragon Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 "Buy nine Atarispatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny!" 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybird3rd Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 We need a new thread: "New Atari Utensil that Atarispatula?" 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Wait ... I don't see anything about it having Bluetooth so I could use wear it while "working on my cars and motorcycles." I sure hope it's priced at no less than $129.99 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 With Shatner for the commercials, dressed as Dracula. It'd be Shatula's Spatulas 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybird3rd Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 From tacos to stocks with a touch of spatula what a crazy ride! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 With Shatner for the commercials, dressed as Dracula. It'd be Shatula's Spatulas 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinks Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 (edited) Just finished helping my daughter with her valen-tacos for school.. I am not joking..I seen them on the table and laughed reminded me of this taco thread. Her mother bought them and I didnt know about them how ironic. Edited February 11, 2018 by Jinks 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Ivi Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 some say Ataribox is dead I say Ataribox will be born thanks to Apple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godslabrat Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 some say Ataribox is dead I say Ataribox will be born thanks to Apple That's cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBerel Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 I hear the Ataribox is secretly associated with a Elon Musk and that Disney is in talks to buy it and release their new streaming service exclusively on Ataribox. Oh, and EA has decided to go exclusive on Ataribox and drop development on other platforms. Also, Coke has signed an endorsement deal to ship Atariboxes with every case of Coke Zero. Atari stock should go through the roof with news of this. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhindle the Dragon Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 (edited) I hear the Ataribox is secretly associated with a Elon Musk and that Disney is in talks to buy it and release their new streaming service exclusively on Ataribox. Oh, and EA has decided to go exclusive on Ataribox and drop development on other platforms. Also, Coke has signed an endorsement deal to ship Atariboxes with every case of Coke Zero. Atari stock should go through the roof with news of this. You forgot to explicitly mention Elon is planning to fly the Ataribox to Mars. It'll be the first game console on another planet. This should also boost the stock. Edited February 11, 2018 by Rhindle the Dragon 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Nolan Bushnell, quoted in this month's Retro Gamer magazine, calls AtariBox "predictable." Is "happy to see the brand has traction." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlaysWithWolves Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Atari Falcon Heavy. I hear the Ataribox is secretly associated with a Elon Musk and that Disney is in talks to buy it and release their new streaming service exclusively on Ataribox. Oh, and EA has decided to go exclusive on Ataribox and drop development on other platforms. Also, Coke has signed an endorsement deal to ship Atariboxes with every case of Coke Zero. Atari stock should go through the roof with news of this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+x=usr(1536) Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 some say Ataribox is dead I said that! I say Ataribox will be born thanks to Apple But I did not say that. There are other things that I have said, however. Some of them involved tacos. Saying things is fun! Yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPUWIZ Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 https://tinyurl.com/LovelyTacos 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinks Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 (edited) Its in the Mexico landfill under 500tonnes of digested tacos. Edited February 12, 2018 by Jinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+x=usr(1536) Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 https://tinyurl.com/SpeakerhatDouchebags 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinks Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 (edited) http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Atari+douchebags Funny the first thing that comes up is.. the speakerhat. Edited February 12, 2018 by Jinks 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 (Jump to 1:56) 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 I found this on Google Images 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godslabrat Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 "New features"? What, exactly, didn't make it off the drawing board the first time? The beer cans on the sides? A strobe light? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPUWIZ Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arenafoot Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Even this Facebook page changed their name! https://www.facebook.com/ManWithQuill/?notif_id=1518401934387740¬if_t=page_name_change&ref=notif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybird3rd Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Even this Facebook page changed their name! https://www.facebook.com/ManWithQuill/?notif_id=1518401934387740¬if_t=page_name_change&ref=notif "HomeJuice Co" ?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 (edited) "HomeJuice Co" ?????? At first i thought that was the official Ataribox Facebook page and started laughing hysterically when I saw the Homejuice Co. title Then I realized it's just someone's random Facebook page Edited February 12, 2018 by Pink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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