JBerel Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 "New features"? What, exactly, didn't make it off the drawing board the first time? The beer cans on the sides? A strobe light? C'mon, use your imagination. There's at least 147 varieties of propellers in the works for the hat, color changing fabric, cool mist refreshers, contact cleaner dispenser, windshield, windshield wipers, fins, chrome, disco ball attachment, fart noise generator, fart noise canceler, sonar upgrades, massage attachment, and of course the Ataribox visualizer which is an augmented reality attachment that displays a rendered Ataribox on everything. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+TwentySixHundred Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Better come with coupons for Taco Bell or im not buying it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godslabrat Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Behold: SPEAKERHAT 2.0: 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Does your US state order more tacos, or more Chinese food? Not pictured: France, where "Atari" lives. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 /\ That is the most informative post I've seen in a long time. You win a gazillion internets! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 /\ That is the most informative post I've seen in a long time. You win a gazillion internets! Cash value: 1/20 of one cent, or five SpeakerHats, or one hundred AtariBoxen 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBerel Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 I want a place that deliver tacos, flautas, nachos, margaritas and beer. Until then, Chinese delivery wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accousticguitar Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Does your US state order more tacos, or more Chinese food? tacos or chinese.jpg Not pictured: France, where "Atari" lives. Oregon and Idaho are now combined into one big state! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nathan Strum Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Oregon and Idaho are now combined into one big state! Shhh! You weren't supposed to notice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman000 Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Cash value: 1/20 of one cent, or five SpeakerHats, or one hundred AtariBoxen The Ataribox, at this point, is worth $0. How can 500 x $0 = anything besides 0? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Oregon and Idaho are now combined into one big state! Oh, that's Idagon. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman000 Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 Oh, that's Idagon. I thought that was another sequel to Eragon? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godslabrat Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 The Ataribox, at this point, is worth $0. How can 500 x $0 = anything besides 0? Only if you really want it to happen. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 (edited) Idaho was getting tired of 'Youdapimp' jokes Edited February 12, 2018 by toiletunes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhindle the Dragon Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 I implore you to recognize our beautiful state of Idagon. Now, no one will call us da hoe anymore! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 It puts a tear to your eye, doesn't it? Nah, it's just the smell of the speakerhats' plastic. Maybe those speakerhats would look better on dairy cows. Moo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nathan Strum Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 I implore you to recognize our beautiful state of Idagon. Now, no one will call us da hoe anymore! This goes far beyond Idagon. There's also (apparently) Wyomah, Arklahoma, West Ohginia, South Georgialina, Floribama, and a three-fer with New Yorcticutsey. Clearly, there is a major anti-Taco gerrymandering conspiracy at work here. Or maybe it's pro-taco. I'm not really sure how that works. All I know... is that Atari's headquarters is now located in New Yorcticutsey - and it's in one of the new ANTI-TACO agglomerated states! 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accousticguitar Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 How many states are there again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+x=usr(1536) Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 How many states are there again? Binary, trinary, or quantum? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troff Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Apparently a lot less than there were when I went to school. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 C'mon, use your imagination. There's at least 147 varieties of propellers in the works for the hat, color changing fabric, cool mist refreshers, contact cleaner dispenser, windshield, windshield wipers, fins, chrome, disco ball attachment, fart noise generator, fart noise canceler, sonar upgrades, massage attachment, and of course the Ataribox visualizer which is an augmented reality attachment that displays a rendered Ataribox on everything. 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godslabrat Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 atari_utility_hat.jpg #AtariLife 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+GoldLeader Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Am I the only one here thirsty for Modelo now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Spriggy Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 (edited) Sweet map Flo. Just sorting out the rental car now for 'Flojos US and A Taco Tour'. All you're missing is an X-marks-the-spot for an elusive Ataribox dig. PS Thx for the hat frankodragon Edited February 13, 2018 by spriggamortis 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Today, I was thinking about something I seriously missed on that hat. I should of known better. But here is something to make up for it. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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