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#5451 leech OFFLINE  

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Posted Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:36 PM

Oh, that's Idagon.

Also has a map of Wyotah!



#5452 leech OFFLINE  

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Posted Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:38 PM

Today, I was thinking about something I seriously missed on that hat.  I should of known better.  But here is something to make up for it.

 

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Now if they'd just make a hat that would make beer and tacos for us, while blocking the sun from our eyes...



#5453 JBerel OFFLINE  

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Posted Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:23 AM

FYI - King of Fighters 2002 is free for the next 22 hours on GOG.COM! Get it for your Ataribox, or actual existing game system while you can.

#5454 Flojomojo OFFLINE  

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Posted Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:02 AM

Oh, that's Idagon.

 

Also has a map of Wyotah!

 

To say nothing of New JerseYork. 

 

Mergers and acquisitions are getting out of hand!!



#5455 JBerel OFFLINE  

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Posted Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:53 AM

 

 

To say nothing of New JerseYork. 

 

Mergers and acquisitions are getting out of hand!!

 

That's not even speaking to Northwest Florigavergilineadaland.

 

Really....just really...what the hell are we doing here? It's like the Ataribox isn't real or it just doesn't matter anymore.



#5456 Flojomojo OFFLINE  

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Posted Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:59 AM

Really....just really...what the hell are we doing here?

 

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Posted Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:30 PM

 
That's not even speaking to Northwest Florigavergilineadaland.
 
Really....just really...what the hell are we doing here? It's like the Ataribox isn't real or it just doesn't matter anymore.


The Ataribox will never be more than a render by a couple of French guys looking for a quick buck. But this thread will live on.... until the day Knight Rider 2600 gets ported to the Ataribox.

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Posted Wed Feb 14, 2018 5:51 PM

Perhaps all those mergers of the various US states mentioned will take place before the Ataribox is released to actual customers?



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Posted Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:33 PM

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Happy two-month anniversary of the Ataribox™ crowdfunding campaign biting the dust!


Edited by x=usr(1536), Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:33 PM.


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Posted Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:02 AM

Happy two-month anniversary of the Ataribox™ crowdfunding campaign biting the dust!

 

Well, it looks like our work here is done.

 

Times change. People change. However, corporations stay the same. The ones that don't get bigger themselves go towards making other ones bigger. When a corporation doesn't fit this model, it dies. When a brand no longer holds identity, no bigger company wants to buy it, and its shareholders no longer care about toting it. I believe Atari SA has reached this point.

Now, since the only people for whom the Atari brand still has meaning clearly know that the French company is a trademark troll, who can Atari SA expect to keep them in existence? No one.

My friends, with Ataribox, we are witnessing a drowning fruit bat (which had lost its footing and fallen into the water in 1983) taking its last gulp of air before plummeting to the icy depths permanently. I'm sorry for the morbidity, but death is a part of life, and sometimes a suffering creature needs to be put out of its misery.

 

I've always said: "The streets of heaven are paved in garlic and chocolate. (Not in the same places, of course.)" However, I've been thinking. There are probably Atari cartridges in there too.

You can quote me on that.

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#5461 spriggamortis ONLINE  

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Posted Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:26 AM

 

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#5462 Rhindle the Dragon OFFLINE  

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Posted Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:38 AM

A Vic-20, not a 1200XL? Shame!



#5463 spriggamortis ONLINE  

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Posted Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:16 AM

A Vic-20, not a 1200XL? Shame!

 

:)

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#5464 Zonie OFFLINE  

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Posted Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:38 AM

That's better.



#5465 Flojomojo OFFLINE  

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Posted Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:54 AM

I see your Shat and raise you one Alan Alda

 

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and this dood. who looks like a thumb

 

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#5466 JBerel OFFLINE  

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Posted Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:07 AM

I raise one Cosby, these two ladies, and a dose of Rohypnol.

 

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Posted Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:26 AM

I see your cheesecake and raise you 1993 articles about teledildonics (possibly NSFW, depending on how prudish your employer is)

 

https://kotaku.com/v...zine-1767860744

 

I'll hold off on posting the whole stupid image for the sake of decency, but here's a taste

 

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Posted Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:41 AM

Speaking of stupid, ugly things from the 80s and 90s, this cyberpunk jetpack game is really something. Runs on Windows, Mac, Linux. 

 

https://wickedly.itch.io/jethack

 



#5469 leech OFFLINE  

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Posted Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:48 AM

Someone going to start the Celebrities using AtariBox series?

 

By the way, something tells me something like this may have happened to kill AtariBox.

 

https://www.libretro...e-announcement/

 

Not that we expected a 'hey, it'll play roms too!' to work...



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Posted Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:35 AM

I see your cheesecake and raise you 1993 articles about teledildonics (possibly NSFW, depending on how prudish your employer is)

 

https://kotaku.com/v...zine-1767860744

 

I'll hold off on posting the whole stupid image for the sake of decency, but here's a taste

 

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teledildonics has to be one of the best words I have ever heard!



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Posted Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:07 PM

I see your cheesecake and raise you 1993 articles about teledildonics (possibly NSFW, depending on how prudish your employer is)

 

 

Never seen that one, but I remember this fake website from the late 90's.  (Also fairly NSFW!)

 

It appears to be a copy of the original website, that domain has expired.

http://www.easylife.org/fufme/



#5472 Rhindle the Dragon OFFLINE  

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Posted Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:16 PM

Someone going to start the Celebrities using AtariBox series?

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Posted Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:46 PM

Someone going to start the Celebrities using AtariBox series?

 

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#5474 leech OFFLINE  

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Posted Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:03 PM

"But Krusty, that was a regular Krusty-O!"  "It's poison!"



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Posted Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:46 PM

@Flojo @JBerel

 

Bahahaha  :-D ..A little bit of wee came out!






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