Flojomojo Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I can definitely feel his frustration when us dorks talk about "lazy developers," which seems like the dumbest thing. The backlash isn't worth whatever small Joy one gets from being honest, though. I too wonder what Atari is waiting for. Will they dazzle us with their announcement? Or will it be a wet fart. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Looking at tweets and one webpage says release in Spring 2018. http://www.ladbible.com/technology/gaming-atari-announces-more-details-about-the-ataribox-20171109 Otherwise just more spam. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBerel Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Looking at tweets and one webpage says release in Spring 2018. http://www.ladbible.com/technology/gaming-atari-announces-more-details-about-the-ataribox-20171109 Otherwise just more spam. Yeah, I saw that new blog post a couple days ago and was tempted to post about it, but it's apparent it's the same non-information from 30 days ago or more. It's got to make you wonder if it's the marketing goobs regurgitating their tired press releases through affiliate tech blogs to keep the shelf life more current. That or some blogger is just now stumbling across the big nothing burger and posting it like it's relevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwlngmad Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 (edited) I too wonder what Atari is waiting for. Will they dazzle us with their announcement? Or will it be a wet fart. If there were odds in Vegas, I would say the later rather than the former. Edited November 13, 2017 by Hwlngmad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 What kind of system can we expect from them for $300? That's the equivalent of two SpeakerHatS. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Some choice anagrams for Speaker Hat Skate Rap Eh Karat Sheep Retake Hasp Shaker Peat Heap Takers Earth Speak Hater Speak A Trash Peek Hate As Perk Teak Has Rep Tape Ask Her and a few for AtariBox Tiara Box Boar Taxi A Taxi Bro Abort Ax I Air At Box Oat Ax Rib 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keatah Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I too wonder what Atari is waiting for. Will they dazzle us with their announcement? Or will it be a wet fart. Gonna be a wet fart. The kind that evaporate and cool your ass off when you stand up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Pee ark shat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Pee ark shat 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Ataribox SpeakerHats anagrams to Atari Hoax Breaks Pest this must mean something... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 AtariBox Crowdfunding : Drawing Board Toxic Fun Drawing Board Cox Unfit (as in a coxswain-usually nautical but in charge of its crew.) Caudad Brown Rot Fixing (Caudad meaning Toward the tail or posterior end of the body) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leech Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I can definitely feel his frustration when us dorks talk about "lazy developers," which seems like the dumbest thing. The backlash isn't worth whatever small Joy one gets from being honest, though. I too wonder what Atari is waiting for. Will they dazzle us with their announcement? Or will it be a wet fart. ShartBox? Ataribox SpeakerHats anagrams to Atari Hoax Breaks Pest this must mean something... Hey, if you suddenly disappear we'll know you knew too much! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+GoldLeader Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 it doesnt matter, as soon as I need a micro I only have full size, and if I need a full size I only have micro's and cant find the adapter ... then there's that one thing that takes mini sd (pulls hair out) And whatever way you're putting it in,...It goes the other way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+GoldLeader Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Not that I decide anything,...but if I did...I'd say Flojomojo, FrankoDragon, and Toiletunes have won The Internet for Today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+GoldLeader Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Heya newAtariboxerstm, This looks Super Awesome* and I can't wait to play!*** *Based on some renders ***No idea what it'll play, but you know, man...I don't wanna get all bogged down with details and facts...Who needs those? I just can't wait, dude 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+x=usr(1536) Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 (edited) Or will it be a wet fart?We should crowdfund that and call it the AtariShart. It could even be integrated with the gameband for discreet, personal alerts and the speakerhat for douchier, more public ones that let everyone within a 25-foot radius know just what's running down your legs right now. A buck says that our product makes it to market before theirs. Edited November 13, 2017 by x=usr(1536) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leech Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 We should crowdfund that and call it the AtariShart. It could even be integrated with the gameband for discreet, personal alerts and the speakerhat for douchier, more public ones that let everyone within a 25-foot radius know just what's running down your legs right now. A buck says that our product makes it to market before theirs. You're the man, Feargal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leech Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Looking at tweets and one webpage says release in Spring 2018. http://www.ladbible.com/technology/gaming-atari-announces-more-details-about-the-ataribox-20171109 Otherwise just more spam. more_ataribox_spam.jpg Ha, someone needs to go on there and post, but modify it just a tad... "this looks super awesome. can't wait to <insert random thing>" For example "this looks super awesome. can't wait to shave my balls with it." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+x=usr(1536) Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 You're the man, Feargal! BTW: totally planning on dropping mad phat cash on product placement in an upcoming film because branding is the most important part of developing a saleable product. Also: branding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+x=usr(1536) Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 (edited) "can't wait to shave my balls with it." AtariShart can do that for you!* * AtariShartCorp, Inc. reserves the right to change the specifications of AtariShart at any time. Edited November 13, 2017 by x=usr(1536) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leech Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 The AtariShart™ Full of wonderful graphical Shart you can drool over! With it's Shart Blast Processor, Shart faster than ever before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 With the new NasalHat, everyone can smell what you're dealing! Only $150 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osgeld Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 will one of the release titles be splatterhouse? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+wood_jl Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 I'm sorry to have to ask this. I know the answer should be "READ THE THREAD." But I've been gone from the scene a while, and I don't quite understand WHAT THIS ATARIBOX THING IS, nor where to find out, quickly. The thread is 93 pages, now. What the hell is this thing? Can someone please just point to a quick link? Sorry for not reading the 93 pages, but I ddin't know about this thing. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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