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#26 schmitzi OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Jul 8, 2017 6:50 PM

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All I need is a miracle

 

Mike + The Mechanics


Edited by schmitzi, Sat Jul 8, 2017 6:50 PM.


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Posted Sat Jul 8, 2017 6:53 PM

A man's ambition must be small, to write his name on sh*t house wall.   -- Unknown



#28 TheBF OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Jul 8, 2017 7:34 PM

Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

#29 Lee Stewart OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat Jul 8, 2017 7:51 PM

E. coli have their sh_t together. 

 

—on a WC wall, University of Cincinnati, College of Medicine

 

...lee



#30 TheBF OFFLINE  

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Posted Sun Jul 9, 2017 12:24 AM

E. coli...
😂

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Posted Sun Jul 9, 2017 5:15 AM

We the willing,

led by the unknowing,

are doing the impossible for the unwilling.

 

We have done so much,

for so long,

with so little,

we are now capable of doing anything with nothing.



#32 digdugnate OFFLINE  

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Posted Sun Jul 9, 2017 11:57 AM

There's a Sneggit joke here, I'm sure.



#33 TheBF OFFLINE  

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Posted Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:15 AM

Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

 

 

Because he had a chicken stapled to his forehead.



#34 TheBF OFFLINE  

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Posted Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:16 AM

 

We the willing,

led by the unknowing,

are doing the impossible for the unwilling.

 

We have done so much,

for so long,

with so little,

we are now capable of doing anything with nothing.

 

 

This sounds SOOOO much like a programmers life.



#35 barry.peterson OFFLINE  

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Posted Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:39 AM

 

It's kinda like that pasta dish that didn't come out right from the very beginning. You keep adding spices and butter and toppings and cheese till it becomes a horrid mess. Then start over after 2 hours wasted time.

 

Food related: if you look at the list of ingredients and find "artificial coloring" and "artificial flavor" listed, that means when they finished it looked bad and tasted terrible!



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Posted Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:50 AM

Alimony...

The high cost of lieaving...



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Posted Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:17 AM

Man who stand on toilet, high on pot!






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