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#51 --- Ω --- OFFLINE  

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Posted Fri May 11, 2018 9:34 AM

The average man learns from his mistakes...

...  the smart man learns from the mistakes of others.



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#53 OLD CS1 OFFLINE  

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Posted Sat May 12, 2018 8:34 AM

Ed channeling George Carlin :)



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Posted Wed May 16, 2018 7:29 AM

It works....  Until it crashes.

-jedimatt42


Edited by sparkdrummer, Wed May 16, 2018 7:30 AM.


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Posted Thu May 24, 2018 7:49 PM

a former tech at my company used to say:  Rebooting fixes the problem 90%, half the time.

 

I would say to him, so about 45% of the time then?  No, like 90% of the time....   Miss that guy!






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