Flojomojo Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Try it before Nintendo makes it go away! https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2018/04/09/jelly-mario-is-a-drunk-wobbly-mario-for-web-browsers/ Jelly Mario is a short, free browser game in which you guide triple jumper and professional princess misplacer Mario Mario through a jellified version of his earliest levels. Hitting blocks no longer rewards you with powerful drugs, but often causes the blocks to slide away from you like confused ice cubes. And jumping on an enemy will no longer knock him cleanly off the screen, but cause both turtle and plumber to explode into microbial shards, leaving a small crater in the brickwork below. The whole thing is a terrible, beautiful distortion of childhood memories. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepthaw Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 (edited) After three tries to get past the Koopa Troopa and Goomba, I did a glorious spinning vault over the two of them and got my head stuck in the very first question block. I now dangle helplessly over 1-1. This feels like a metaphor for something. Edited April 9, 2018 by deepthaw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaWarrior Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 It got blocked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zap! Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 It got blocked It's back up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0078265317 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 It's back up. What is the address? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted April 18, 2018 Author Share Posted April 18, 2018 What is the address? http://jellymar.io 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0078265317 Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 When I try on my tablet it says: Jelly Mario does not work on mobile, sorry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted April 19, 2018 Author Share Posted April 19, 2018 Yeah, that's because it doesn't work on mobile. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoshiChiri Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 That was weird, and interesting, and disappointingly short. Hoping they get to try more before the C&D hits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 It kinda reminds me of nottetris with its 360 degree rotation engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0078265317 Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Tied it on my moms windows 10 desktop. Only edge works. But super slow. Cannot eat the mushroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digdugnate Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 i played it on Win 10/Chrome, what a weird version, lol. my wife was watching it and laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Playing on my fiance's w7 laptop (core2duo) with chrome browser. Music is slow and I cannot move. Eat mushroom to start. How do I eat it? Pressing up causes a jump sound effect but nothing happens. EDIT: Did not work on my fiance's w7 laptop with firefox, chrome, or ie, but works on my w7 desktop in firefox. Still hella slow and I have an 8 core 4.0Ghz AMD cpu... You can only play the first two stages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaWarrior Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Can't even play on Chome on Win 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhd Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 Playing on my fiance's w7 laptop (core2duo) with chrome browser. Music is slow and I cannot move. Eat mushroom to start. How do I eat it? Pressing up causes a jump sound effect but nothing happens. I have the same issue with Chrome -- I get music/sound effects, but I cannot get past the title screen. It does not even load with Firefox or Internet Explorer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 It loaded fine in Firefox on my w7-64 desktop (AMD Bulldozer). It did not work on my fiance's w7-32 laptop (Core-2-duo). I haven't tested on my Snow Leopard Minimac with last years Firefox build, but I doubt it will work. You can play he first stage of Jelly entirely, and half of the second stage before the game demo abruptly ends. Bummer. I kinda wanted to see how they handle the warp zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0078265317 Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Works on my windows 10 laptop. Got to 1-2. Stuck underground now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Works on my windows 10 laptop. Got to 1-2. Stuck underground now. You gotta lay Mario on his side and jump sideways to crawl under the bricks. Wait for the Goombas to pass first. Honestly nothing tops this little app though, for win/mac/nix: http://stabyourself.net/nottetris2/ http://stabyourself.net/notpacman/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepthaw Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 (edited) http://stabyourself.net/notpacman/ Those poor ghosts. Edited April 25, 2018 by deepthaw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andromeda Stardust Posted April 26, 2018 Share Posted April 26, 2018 Pity the game conveniently ends right before you hit the elevators. Jellyvators would have been fun lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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