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Games that should not be made


Paul Slocum

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Phlegm Protectors

Scrapyard Dog II: Rabies

TRON: Escape from the Box Office Disappointment

N*SYNC - Celebrity

Star Wars: Wookie Lice & Tick Bath

Rock'm Sock'm Eisner & Katzenberg

Q*Bert's Curse Word De-Scrambler

Euthanasia-mania

Mike Tyson's Punch-The-Wife-Out

Donkey Kong Goes Ape-S**t and Kills Everybody

Kevin Costner's Career Crapper

Pop-Up Advertising for the Atari 2600

Bachelor Party II: The Clap

Golf - with Jack Nicholson

Vomitorium

Liquid Paper 2000

Oxygen - The Channel, The Video Game

Mr. or Ms. Pac-Man - a game by Edward D. Wood, Jr.

 

[ 11-23-2001: Message edited by: Rhindle The Red ]

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"Smegma Toss"

 

I always thought Dr. Evil should have boiled Austin Powers in liquid hot smegma. Both painful AND disgusting.

 

"Euthanasiamania"

 

Starring Dr. Kervorkian?

 

"ET: Escape From The Pits"

 

Careful what you wish for... there are Game Boy Advance ET games coming out soon!

 

"Don't Touch That"

 

Based on the parody of MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This", I hope.

"Never touch the gummy gums of Arsenioooo Hall!"

 

"Blue Screen of Death"

 

Don't worry, that's coming soon to an X-Box near you.

 

Here are a few of mine...

 

Aruguloids

Synchronized Goat Milking

Emeril: The Sitcom

Toes of Death

Watch Losers Draw

'Keet Shoot (because who needs clay pigeons when you can blast real budgies?)

Lemlimormons

Cheech and Chong: Done Smokin' and Now Burned Out

 

JR

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ET II- escape from the landfill

Tengen Tetris for the 2600 - we didn't learn the first time, let's get sued again by Nintendo

Janet Reno's Pleasure Dome - Playarounds new release

Keep my pants up starring Bill Clinton

and my personal favorite:

Blast that annoying kid Steve from the Dell Commericials

 

[ 11-25-2001: Message edited by: Secret Quest ]

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