Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer!

Don't worry Al, I'll field this one: "Comic Scans are just one of the many things we here at Atariage are working very dilligently to provide for you. However, scanning 22 pages of comics at a high resolution takes a great deal of time and right now are not our top priority. For instance we just recently moved the entire site to a faster, better server. Rest assured we have every intention of getting those comics scans up in the future, after the manual scans and a few other things. Thank you for your inquiry." How'd I do?

DEAR GOD, PLEASE LET THERE BE A ZOOKEEPER FOR THE VCS! Holy poop! I know it never came to be, but PLEASE, would one of those uber-ambitious homebrewers out there PLEASE make this game.

Those are INCREDIBLE! Rock on, dude. Even though most of my Activision carts are in good shape, I'm thinking about getting a set just to have! Amazing! Now, will you use your powers and spectacular skill to make OTHER labels as well (like say for that Dark Mage and Boing! I've got sitting around here all naked and such?)

Count me in!

I can see you, can you see me? New server totally rocks on! Thanks!

that is one nasty lookin' sammich. What happened to the colors? Icky. Swordquest Assworld, eh? Honestly I surprised you beat NE146 to it...

Case #1 is not big enough to be a real "adventure." Case #2 is TOTALLY time based. Do it with a perfect score or with 25 seconds left and I will be totally stunned. Case #3 is also a time based game, but there is MUCH more to explore. Case #4 is the most true "adventure and explore" case of the bunch. Case #5 is insane. Just insane. I LOVE Private Eye

is it at all possible to give us a time frame for the anticipated "weirdness?" Thanks for the heads up

that would explain my shoes....

Check yer e-mail, buddy.

Hope the maps helped you out. There are "suggested" solutions there as well. If you have any questions or problems, drop me an e-mail or PM. Stan

I don't know how I did this, really. I swear.

My triple posting butt is so very sorry for this nonsense. Sincere apologies

I'm about 90% done (with only the Flashing Castle, and multicolored maze yet to finish) These maps are completely hand drawn so it takes a while to convert it to a computer file. (I thought about the screenshot method, but this game is HUGE and I'm Mr. Old School anyway) I'm working with another cool cat,, and he's doing his own maps for it as well. Its a collaborative effort. If you need something specific, e-mail me and I can send you the map for it (if I have it). Stan (aka Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer for those of you keeping score)

I thought maybe somebody pooped in the pool. The water was getting warmer. I just experienced something of a belch in the system. The whole site froze, then when I tried to reload the home page I got what looked like an ADMIN page for posting that story about P4, THEN I got a critical message error, and finally everything went back to normal. Weird. And you wonder why we cavemen fear your modern "technology."