I let a strategic string of green bombs loose in my bedroom as I was getting ready to crash out one night. My ex came into the room about 30 minutes later. Her face turned a wonderful shade of green as she started choking and gasping--then she opened my wall locker and pulled out the gas mask to put it on. She was afraid to take it off for the rest of the night. . .and forbade me to ever eat kidney beans, Brussels sprouts, and hard boiled eggs on the same day for as long as we remained together.