I check in every day to this thread, and it just keeps getting better. Did someone say entertaining? I can't recall a BST thread this good since... I don't know... back in 89?
I owned a Gemini and really liked it. This one looks like it's in great shape. The first thing I'd want to know is if the paddles work on one or both of the sticks (which in my experience, are awesome).
The OP appreciates the constructive criticism, yet does absolutely nothing to follow up on it. He sold a Delorean, etc... wasn't there another batshit crazy post in the last year or so with a guy who reverted to writing about how he sold an expensive sports car?
Something tells me you're not going to yield a Jaguar trade, much less Jaguar money, for this admittedly quality item that you would have easily fetched a hundred bucks for if you hadn't acted so goofy. But I see a lot of Bill Shatner gifs in your future, for what it's worth (again no more than 100 USD).