A friend recently invited me over to see his "hot" new N64.
Now my eyesight is admittedly not the greatest but, frankly, I couldn't
make out anything on his big screen TV other than fuzz when he loaded up
StarFox64. "Look at the amazing graphics", he proclaimed. I strained
hard. I tried to focus my eyes. No picture. Nothing. Just blurry
fuzz. I told him, "I see nothing but fuzz".
Oh, he said, "that's the bilinear filtering. One of the N64's amazing
features. It makes N64 games look great even though the resolution is
only 270 x 180" OH, I said.
Then, unfortunately, he cranked up the sound. Cheesy music was
thankfully broken by the occasional bleep or blip. Once in awhile an
annoying static filled voice would make some childish proclamation.
To add insult to injury he then started talking about "force feedback".
And how it would "revolutionize" gaming. Neat concept, I thought.
"That could really improve gaming in the future", I told him. "Well the
future is NOW!", he proclaimed. And proudly handed me the N64 Rumble
Pack.
Once in a great while I felt the controller make an almost indetectable
buzz. Perhaps to 3 or 4 year old hands, I thought, this is force
feedback. To me however it seemed more like a child's imitation of a
Norelco electric razor run by a watch battery.
To say I was glad to leave and get back home to my Jaguar64™ and
Tempest 2000 is a great understatement. Tempest 2000 doesn't need a
"Rumble Pack". It rocks gamers with an intense soundtrack, mindblowing
crystal clear graphics, and gameplay to die for. And only Atari made it
possible.
In summary all I have to say about the N64 is: Fuzz, Buzz, Beeps, and
Blips. This low rez child's console is no competitor to the Jaguar64™.
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