(I guess this thread can officially be part one)
Despite the fact that cramming the guts of a Jag into a shell about the size of a Pro Controller would be all sorts of impossible (hence), I just couldn't leave well enough alone. Stereo speakers, repositioned number keys, backlight button, and hey, the B button now has a nipple grip because...well, just because! TV-out and Player 2 joystick port would also be standard. I'm not too sure about attaching the CD unit, but at least you'd get a decent sun visor out of it.