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It's clever that he has an "Outlaw" cart in him!

There are always two: a master and an apprentice.

It's clever that he has an "Outlaw" cart in him!

I always try to pick a cart for a particular reason.

 

(Admittedly, it's often some obscure reason that nobody else would understand... but it's a reason nonetheless.)

typo: "I won't be being doing that"

Ah... yes. Well, his grammar has become evil as well.

 

(Fixed. Thanks for the heads-up.)

I wonder if someone could do a hack about this topic.

 

Shooting lawyers might be pretty en vogue at the moment.

Well, I don't know how to hack, but here's a Rainbow Invaders mockup:

 

Hobby Invaders!

 

The lawyers are invading, trying to shut down your website! You can take 'em out, but they'll just keep coming!

As they descend, they drop briefcases, laptops, and cease-and-desist orders.

 

Top row: fat boss lawyer

Second row: boss lawyer's bimbo secretary (who he hides behind, of course)

Third row: genuine-calfskin-leather-briefcase carrying "power-tie" 80's lawyer

Fourth row: alligator-briefcase carrying female lawyer

Fifth row: briefcase carrying male lawyer

Bottom row: laptop carrying intern

Improved the animation a little. Laptops/briefcases now swing, and the fat boss lawyer is fatter.