Chicken Pox I had the chicken pox once. So, I started investing in the excavation industry. Now, I own all of the calomines in the world. Propane13 January 10, 2008 0
Thirsty? Rob) I'm a tiny bit thirsty. Bob) Do you want a latte? Rob) No, I want a little. Propane13 December 19, 2007 0
Totem Pole A man once stood on my shoulders. Only then, did I begin to understand. Propane13 October 30, 2007 0
Ratatouille sequel I hope they make a sequel, and call it Ratathreelle. Propane13 September 20, 2007 0
Exam questions Why did the orange fail his exam? - Because he couldn't concentrate. Why did the lens fail his exam? - Because he couldn't focus. Propane13 September 5, 2007 0
Scuba diving fears? What is the favorite food of someone who has a fear of scuba divers? Endive. Propane13 August 31, 2007 0
Steak What do you call a steak that doesn't divide into smaller parts? A prime rib. Propane13 August 21, 2007 0
God in a shopping bag What do you order when you need to get a little bit of God on the side? An Allah-cart. Propane13 August 20, 2007 0
Fozzy bear What happened to Fozzy bear when he was up at bat? He wocka-wocka-ed. Propane13 August 15, 2007 0
A physicist joke Did you hear about the physicist that got it on with a mathemetician? They had a toroid love affair. Propane13 August 15, 2007 0
Shampoo Products with confusing names Head and Shoulders--- I have hair on my head, but not my shoulders. They should call it "Head and Crotch". Propane13 August 11, 2007 2
Bananas Foster I feel bad for bananas foster, as they are not allowed to live with their parent bananas. Propane13 July 17, 2007 0
Organs They say that "home is where the heart is". But, I'm pretty sure that my heart resides within my rib cage. Propane13 July 9, 2007 1
Exposing oneself So, if there are laws for "indecent exposure", is there an exception for "decent exposure"? Propane13 June 19, 2007 0
Plants that have cameras Why did the plant take a picture of his casio keyboard? Because he wanted to photo-synthesize. Propane13 June 15, 2007 0
Nose predictor? What do you call someone who can make long-term predicitons about their nose with high accuracy? Nostrildamus. Propane13 June 10, 2007 1
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