So I wrote April 2's New Dork Times article on April 1. Then at about 6pm, there was an earthquake in Chile. So I had to cover that instead of my April 2 news story. So now what was supposed to be April 2's story is now April 3's story...unless something else major happens again. So excuse me if tomorrow's news is old, it was originally going to be put up today, but had to wait a day because of Chile's earthquake. Although I don't know why I'm stressing out about this. It's not like I have a whole bunch of readers reading the New Dork Times. I taped the Rifftrax special on Nat Geo last night. I hope they do more. The funniest part that I saw was the one about the dog eating the girl's panties. Is it odd that the guy who did Tom Servo sounded like Tom Servo and the guy who did Crow sounded like Crow, or were they just using their normal voices through the MST3K series? And the most depressing part was there were no silhouettes. Why not?! The least they could do was put some on the screen...