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Masks are stupid.


atari2600land

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We still have to wear masks in our state. So when they recently decided to have us sheeple stop wearing masks on March 19, I thought I'd make a little comic to celebrate this fact. But then they moved the date up to March 12. While I'm happy since masks don't help at all, I already made March 12's comic  (I made today's on February 1.) Oh well. I'm still putting it up on March 19. And in case you don't read my comics, here is today's:

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I don't know why I do this. I guess I'm just one of those people that has too much going on in their mind and needs to get it out. But the problem with that is then new ideas form. It's a never-ending vicious cycle of creativeness. It's like "Why bother making Uncle Hairy's Nosehair if it's never going to be released?" I guess the answer to that is "because I COULD." The easy part of programming the Atari 2600 is that you can make grids out of the playfield in any shape you want. The nosehair in the game is the playfield. And I could make it grow 1 pixel at a time. So I did.

 

So if you go onto the website on March 12, you'll find a comic about a guy who hates birds. I thought this one up after seeing a certain candy bar ad on TV. It's not that I stole the idea. I just thought of a different joke to it. And masks are stupid anyway. How is wearing a cloth mask over your face going to prevent anything? If it's as small as we think it is, it'd just go through the holes in a mask and get you that way. I'm the type of guy that thinks "It's here, we have to live with it, there's no way to kill it, so just deal with it." Or the other thing we can think is that "COVID" is fake, it's just the flu, and they just did this to control us better (which I wouldn't be surprised if this was the truth all along.)

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Keatah

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Masks do work, just not in the way that one understands. There's an easy way to kill it - but no one will do the necessary things.

 

And the size of it.. It isn't an opinion, or a guess. It's been precisely measured by, oh, about a billion times.

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'For the average member of the public walking down a street, it is not a good idea'

 

That's right. It's so hilarious to see joggers with masks and no one else around for a hundred meters. Or 1 driver in a car doing double masking - because outside the house!

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