Songwriting
There used to be a local show on the local access channel called "Songwriter's Venue." I guess the guy that hosted it died because it hasn't been on lately. Imagine me getting up on the stage and singing the following:
"You'll never guess what I am for Halloween
It's the scariest costume you've ever seen
if you see it on Halloween night
you will run away in fright
I'm Janet Reno for Halloween
It's the scariest mask you've ever seen
You'll be really terrified
I wouldn't be surprised if you died.
She's horrible and awful it is true,
I'll jump out of the bushes and say "boo!"
They'll be scared and so would you
If I got my Janet Reno mask on
I'm Janet Reno for Halloween
It's the scariest mask you've ever seen
You'll be really terrified
I wouldn't be surprised if you died."
Of course, that was written back when people actually knew who Janet Reno was. I'm now back to writing and recording my own songs for my own pleasure, and to annoy my family with. I have 4 CDs worth of my own songs. And one of them has a 21-minute-long song about a ham sandwich. And you thought those Space Ghost CDs were weird...

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