2-Hour Wundershuw
Hey, gang, I got bored, so I started a project with my camcorder called "The 2-Hour Wundershuw." It's inspired partly from stupid cable access shows. But this is the best stupid show ever made. Why 2 hours? Because that's the setting I had on the DVD recorder! Setting the show to 2 hours means I'll have to work pretty hard to make material for it. So far, I have boring pictures of the cat and dog, but I hope to coax the wonderful story of how my grandpa was friends with Johnny Carson; as well as my mom, whose boss is former KGW reporter Tom Fuller. Also, I want to make something called Fake Facts, which are "facts" i make up, but I probably won't get the big finale made, which is footage of me in a banana suit walking around downtown. My mom won't drive me to the costume store because she thinks it's stupid. C'mon and tell her it's not stupid! She has no sense of humor whatsoever. I mean, c'mon, imagine me in a banana suit eating a banana and saying "Yeah, I'm a cannibal, what of it?" Oh well. I think I'm going to buy a penny that was made for 2 years in the mid 1850's, which is kinda rare once you think about it, for my penny collection. It's called a Flying Eagle penny because, well, there's a flying eagle on it. On the back, it says "ONE CENT," like all the other pennies. Hey, they're going to start minting the new presidential dollar coins next month. Do you think people are going to use these, or just hoard them like the Sacajawea dollar? I have 4 of them.

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