I was in the other room when I went to the living room and was surpised by what I saw out the window. This:

Dozens of geese had landed in the backyard, munching away, and pooping. I was going to take the dog out, but i decided to wait until they left. About ten minutes later, they all flew off, their wings sounding literally like thunder. But something had scared these dozens of geese off: One old man out walking. These geese could have teamed up and killed this guy, but instead, seeing as how apparently geese aren't very smart, they all decided to leave instead of pecking this guy's eyeballs out. I then took the dog out in the wet grass and had discovered that I had indeed stepped in goose poop. Once I walked back to the sliding glass door, the poop was gone, probably because the grass was so wet. Well, I thought it was interesting.