My Mom is having a Halloween party. She does every year for her friends out in Hawaii. She told me she's making scary food. You know eyeball looking stuff, moldy looking pudding, etc.

I told her she should make "boccelism" and she said "What's boccelism?". I said "You know when you eat bad food. What's scarier food than boccelism at your party! Guests will be talking about your party for years to come!"