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Plastic wrap was better in the 1970s

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According to Wikipedia, there's a good reason why most plastic wrap is completely useless now:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastic_wrap

 

It was the magical properties of unhealthy PVC that made plastic wrap stick to everything. Plastic wrap was so good back in the 1970s that you could probably rip off a long piece, wrap one end around a tree limb, yank down your pants and slap the other end on your naked butt, then swing back and forth like Superman with a pendulum stuck up his ass.

 

I've tried two plain types of plastic wrap within the last few months and I'm still in shock. A glob of spit on cellophane wrapping paper would work better. I guess I'll have to give up and use that sticky plastic wrap with the chewing gum adhesive that I hate to touch. I rarely use plastic wrap anyway, so it won't be too bad.

 

 

 

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