It's all up to me...
It's probably just me, but every video game in existence is hard. Every single one. Even the ones I've beaten (about oh, three or so) are hard. My frustration with the difficulty (read: impossibleness) of video games today make me want to make a game that's actually easy. And since nobody else seems to want to or care about people like me who are incapable of beating video games today, it's up to me to make a video game so easy that I can actually beat it. And for everyone else in existence who can just breeze right through video games as though they were the easiest thing on earth, those who can beat Mario Kart 7's 150cc mode as though it was 50cc, this isn't the game for you. I want to because I have to. There MUST be someone else like me, right? Someone who can't be very good at them. Who always finishes DEAD LAST in Mario Kart 7's 150cc mode. Why must I suck? What am I doing wrong? It HAS to be that the computer hates me. I shouldn't have to suck. I've been playing these stupid POSs for over 20 years now, and the only thing I'm remotely good at is Kindercomp. I bet I can't even beat a Sesame Street Elmo's ABC and 123 game. It'd probably be due to me not knowing how to read and write. Apparently. I'm just a stupid moron. Any current or next-gen programmers are reading this (I doubt it), please put in an Easy mode for pantywastes like me who apparently don't know how to play them even though I have been for over 20 years. And don't just call it Easy mode and then make it impossible. If it's a shooter, make it so the enemies don't shoot you and stand still so you can shoot them (with your infinite bullet supply.) If it's a go-kart racing game, make the other players stand still for the entire race so you can actually pass them and get first place. I don't know why Nintendo hated the Game Genie. It made me have a fair shot at beating their stupid impossible games they put out. Even as a kid, I sucked at TMNT2 for the NES, but the Game Genie made the game enjoyable because I could actually get past level 1. But no, Nintendo had to be stupid and make Galoob go out of business. If only there was a Game Genie or Game Shark for the 3DS. Then I could unlock everything. But it shouldn't be that way. I should actually be able to beat games today. But programmers and designers always get their way so I can't. They THINK they're doing good things by making the game "challenging," but all they're doing is making it impossible to beat so I don't want to play it. And god forbid I be able to SELL MY GAME I BOUGHT. You have to be stuck with a game you hate. It's things like this that make me think the whole world is going down the toilet. I want the world to end. I'm rooting for December 21, 2012 to kill us all. Yeah, so it may read like I'm in a lousy mood, but I need to vent.
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