For a while now I had been wondering where my figures of a lady and a bird went to. Well, a thought about where they might be just came to me out of the blue. So, I pushed aside my Atari 2600 collection in front of a corner cabinet, opened the cabinet and there they were. I made these about 5 or so years ago, and the glue I used still holds to this very day. I made the lady out of a bottle, glued a light switch on it, and put in the bottle hole some light-bulb shaped thing. Having another spare bottle, I put a flush toilet's handle, went to a flea market and found some cheap trays and glued them on the sides for the birds' wings. Here is a (crappy) picture of the little figures (sorry I lost my good digital camera). I'd like to make a third one, but don't have any useless junk inspiration for them. The inspiration for the lady was the light switch and the inspiration for the bird was the toilet handle. I think it's funny that the word NO is on one of the woman's breasts because it's ON upside-down.