Was at the flea market today. I collect Christmas albums that I think I would like. I saw a Larry the Cable Guy Christmas CD. Normally I don't like redneck humor since I'm not a redneck. But then I saw some of the titles on the back, like "I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit By a Car" and "Fat Holiday Relatives" and some other songs and so I got the CD for only $3. Turns out good anyway, since I also collect short songs. Three of the songs on this album are less than 11 seconds. I like Larry the Cable Guy, but I must say that I'm not a bit like him. In my short songs collection, I have 55 songs and it only takes up 21 seconds. I like anything under 30 seconds or more than 15 minutes long. I'm weird.