So I just started thinking about my movie script I was writing because I was looking at the movie DVD collection I have. Just for fun, I "filmed" it to see how much time it takes to act out. Turns out the 11 pages I had wrote take up about 9 minutes. Right in the middle of this, I got a phone call from the dentist's office telling me about my appointment I have tomorrow. They wanted to know if my name was christoph or christopher because the insurance card apparently says "christoph," so I explained to her that I thought that they didn't have room for the "er". I often get mail addressed to "christophe." I guess "christopher" is too long of a name. If I shortened it and changed my name to Zy Zyzzy, then I could be the last person in the phone book. But I don't want to hire a lawyer just so I could do that one pointless thing. Anyway, back to my movie. It's a comedy. It's kind of like "Police Squad" although I probably shouldn't make comparisons to a TV show I've never seen. I said that because it's a comedy about the police. Not that cops are funny. If I ever finish it, I'll tell you more about the script. That's why I got the scriptwriting books for Christmas the year before last. Yep, I've worked on it for a few years and only got to page 11. That's because I never worked on it except for a combined total of about a couple of hours or so. I named the movie "Rabbit Turds In My Oatmeal" because I couldn't think of a better title. That and it sets up the crazed, nonsensical humor of the whole thing. It makes me wonder, why all these stupid movies come out that are stupid. The last good movie I saw was the Tim & Eric one. All others that came after the MST3k movie were stupid. Except for the first Jackass movie. I don't really like movies, they're too long. If they could shorten movies to, say, a half-hour or so, then I would go see more of them. My attention span is too short. I'm trying to make RTIMO not have any sex. Who wants to see cops having sex? Who wants to see people have sex? Perverts? Makes me wonder why it's on TV all the time.