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  1. Even though my wife and I are pretty much the definition of soul mates, there's one thing we don't have in common. Can you guess?

    Here's a hint:

    For some '80s nostalgia, my wife decided to read Ready Player One, given how much I floved it. She's a big-time reader, and she knows I generally don't like fiction. But given that there's a fiction book I love, she figured she'd better read it. Now...last night, she asked me:

    "Was there really an Atari game named 'Adventure,' or was that just made up for the book?"

    1. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      She's not a gamer! It's okay mine isn't either..

  2. My mom has cancer and needs a hysterectomy. They knew she was pre-cancerous but couldn't do the surgery when it she was pre-cancerous because at that point, it's considered elective. And they couldn't do elective surgeries because of COVID. People, JUST WEAR A FUCKING MASK when there's someone you don't live nearby, okay?? If everybody had been doing this in the first place, this status wouldn't be necessary.

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Sorry to hear that :(

       

      My dad's hip replacement has been pushed back three times now so I get it. He can barely walk due to the pain but it's "elective"....

  3. Just did this on the Atari 7800 b*nQ for Extra Life!

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  4. "Don't get the extra rental car insurance," they tell us. "Your own car insurance policy will cover it," they said. Yeah, let me tell you what happens: driver's side mirror gets knocked off it's holder. The cost to reattach it: $1200. Your insurance policy covers it after you pay the deductible. And then your monthly premium goes up. So yeah...everybody who preaches "Don't get the extra coverage on your rental car!" can bite my ass.

    1. DZ-Jay

      DZ-Jay

      I don't know, I've rented cars many, many times, and have never EVER had to pay anything extra like that.

       

      Then again, I treat car insurance as a catastrophe insurance: high deductible and low premium because the chances of me paying $1,200 for a mirror are exceedingly less than the chances of me having to pay $1,200 monthly for car insurance for the rest of my life with nothing happening.

    2. wongojack

      wongojack

      I always get the rental car insurance. I just don't want to have to worry about it.

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      People who don't get the extra rental car insurance are stupid. It saves so much time. You don't have to stop for restroom breaks on a long trip. The insurance will pay for the clean-up.

  5. Just when I thought the prostate exam I had was the worst thing I ever experienced...there's now the cystoscopy: the worst possible way to find out that I'm healthy.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Well...you're not alone...I had one of those :( But I'm healthy too :)

    2. DZ-Jay

      DZ-Jay

      Sounds creepy. Are you sure that was a real nurse and not some alien probing for fun?

    3. carlsson

      carlsson

      I wonder if the doctor (?) who once came up with those exams had a moral dilemma pros and cons of developing the method. Also if he/she brags about it at parties: "It was me who came up with the idea to insert a camera into the urethra! Free drinks on me!"

  6. So I had a prostate exam on Wednesday. Yeah.

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I've totally had worse! (A cystoscopy)...Where they stick a camera in the ol urethra! ...I'm fine BTW :)

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      At least a prostrate exam is short.

    4. LS650

      LS650

      "@ls650 Don't most people get general anesthesia for a colonoscopy?" No, at least not that I am aware of. My understanding is that the medical team wants you awake so that they can ask you questions and monitor your general awareness and vital signs. They offered me medical grade fentanyl as a tranquilizer. I took it and I didn't notice much effect. It was not a comfortable or pleasant experience, but a colonoscopy can catch polyps before they grow into colon cancer.

  7. "Little Miss Strange" by Jimi Hendrix Experience kicks ass. No further message.

    1. NE146

      NE146

      Well that's Noel Redding's tune, but yeah it does. :)

    2. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      Electric Ladyland is right up there as the best (aka my favorite) rock albums of all time. It's that or Dark Side of the Moon, they alternate #1 depending on my mood. I've listened to both 100 times and still hear new things.

    3. NE146

      NE146

      I prefer Axis Bold as Love.. and exactly that.. you can hear it for decades and still catch new stuff buried in there.

  8. So, uhh...I'm getting a Vectrex. And the Sean Kelly multicart. Woohoo!

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    2. Lord Innit

      Lord Innit

      Glad I got mine when I did, £140 with 6 boxed games and spare controller in 2013, they are really starting to get pricey now. Think I need to buy another as a backup. N

    3. Inky

      Inky

      How much?

       

    4. Dauber

      Dauber

      $399 shipped. Thank God for PayPal Credit. Going to try to pay it off little by little so I don't have to dip into my Christmas money. I'll probably get the Mateos cart eventually for homebrews.

  9. So...I'm going to be launching a new podcast probably some time this year. If you listen to any kind of podcast (video game or not), can you help out by filling this out? I want ot get an idea of how I should approach it on the structural side.... https://docs.google.com/forms/d/14HUSMT6wToj48E_y2IFKTLL634ndCmA8mbeOkW_9_wo

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    2. save2600

      save2600

      Color me sir-prized in this day and age then! Wish more people that are into listening only, were into high end audio. ;-)

    3. Inky

      Inky

      Admittedly, most podcasters are the amateur variety, like myself, ergo, meh sound quality.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      ^I thought you guys had decent sound quality...I listened to a couple of your shows on an MP3 player while mowing lawns last Summer. I don't recall any problems.

  10. So...I'm going to be launching a new podcast probably some time this year. If you listen to any kind of podcast (video game or not), can you help out by filling this out? I want ot get an idea of how I should approach it on the structural side....

  11. I just watched the entire Star Wars Holiday Special. Even the RiffTrax version...just....no. Just no.

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      BassGuitari! HahA! Nailed it! Especially funny since yesterday I was flipping through channels on the commercials of the Raider game, and settled on The Sound of Music for a few minutes...

    3. BassGuitari

      BassGuitari

      @GoldLeader: sucks about that Derek Carr fumble/touchback.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      ^Oh I know! Still, they played their F-ing hearts out, so No Worries!

  12. CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL!!!

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      ^haha! Aqua Teen reference! I had not thought of that! Good job Russell!

    3. retrorussell
    4. GoldLeader
  13. If you're in the Chicago area and want a working CRT TV -- a friend of mine in Aurora (I THINK it's Aurora; definitely somewhere in DuPage County) has been trying like crazy to get rid of her CRT TV. Nobody that accepts donations will take it. If you're interested, please let me know. You'll have to pick it up.

    1. Ransom

      Ransom

      What, no free delivery?

    2. cimerians

      cimerians

      I'm in Chicago do you know what kind of model it is? size?

    3. Dauber

      Dauber

      24-inch RCA. Dark gray.

       

  14. CREDIT CARD UPDATE: So I did pay off the balance on that one card (two more to go, and it'll be a while!)...it's a rewards card. My wife and I have been using it for every day purchases instead of our debit card, and paying off the balance every time it posted. Credit score went up 20 points! woohoo!

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    2. PacManPlus

      PacManPlus

      Awesome news!

    3. Osgeld

      Osgeld

      1 card that is constantly being paid off helps out a lot more than multiple cards being stagnant

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Good Job Dauber!

  15. CREDIT CARD UPDATE: I *will* have that damn thing paid off *tomorrow*!!! Now just two more cards to go....

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    2. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      Great! Keep at it! I like to think of paying off debt as depriving banks of their income. It adds extra motivation to pay them off early. :)

    3. Punisher5.0

      Punisher5.0

      That's a great feeling :) . I only have one more to go but the exwife has to pay for that (long story)

    4. toiletunes
  16. So every day my wife had to go in to work at 7am, as per usual. And every day this week, she wasn't allowed to leave until 6pm. Except tonight and tomorrow night, when she *might* be able to get out as early as 8pm. Oh...and she's a public school teacher. Remind me again why teachers are overpaid because their workday ends at 3.

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    2. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      How long IS the summer break in the US? My daughter keeps asking. :)

    3. accousticguitar

      accousticguitar

      Roughly 10 weeks.

    4. accousticguitar

      accousticguitar

      For the teachers that is. More like 12 weeks for the students.

  17. Just realized that if I play my cards right, I will have a credit card completely paid off in the next few weeks. Man, that feels good.

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    2. cjameslv

      cjameslv

      Play your cards? Whats the game: Poker, Texas Hold'em?

    3. Andrew Davie

      Andrew Davie

      "play your cards right" - I see what you did, there!

       

    4. cybercylon

      cybercylon

      Once that one is paid off, you will feel like you gained a piece of your soul back.

  18. I don't get it. I use the phrase "fame whore" all the time, nobody bats an eye, but the *one time* it referred to a woman, I'm called a misogynist. Someone calls a bus driver a "killer" because the bus ran over a cyclist, and I said I wouldn't go THAT far as it's been widely reported the cyclist ran a red light, and I'm chastised for being insensitive yet others after me who repeated this fact don't get shit. Is there a guide somewhere as to what I'...

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    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      "Get off on" was used casually where I lived before, but in hillbilly hicktown USA, it was shocking.

    3. OldSchoolRetroGamer

      OldSchoolRetroGamer

      You don't need a guide because guess what? If someone took offence to it that is their problem.

    4. LS650

      LS650

      ... but I bet she's never stolen another shoe.

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    2. Nutsy Doodleheimer

      Nutsy Doodleheimer

      Congratulations!!!!

    3. chas10e

      chas10e

      what's TGSAP ? (verification method)

       

      congrats ;)

    4. Dauber

      Dauber

      TGSAP = "Twin Galaxies" something "Adjudication Process" or something...it's their new way of recording scores. What you do is submit a video of your gameplay and include as much proof as possible that the settings are right, etc., and then other members of the forum can decide whether or not your score is legit.

  19. Tinkle Pit. That is all.

    1. ValkerieSilk

      ValkerieSilk

      Brad Pitt.

      That is all.

    2. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      When the Port-A-Potty is occupied..

    3. Kiwi

      Kiwi

      Arm Pit. That is smell.

  20. Anybody know a good, easy way to mother-in-law-proof a thermostat?

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    2. Dauber

      Dauber

      Well, my mother-in-law is visiting from out-of-state, and she's one of those people who's always cold. When we go to her house in the summer, the thermostat is up. The past few days she's been bundling herself up quite a lot. Yesterday morning I woke up VERY uncomfortable, and sure enough, the thermostat was jacked up several notches.

       

      To be fair:

      1) My wife and I do semi-sneakily bump HER thermostat down when we're there. :)

       

      and

       

      2) My wife...

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      You could make a burglar alarm with a string attached to the thermostat. http://www.reachoutmichigan.org/funexperiments/agesubject/lessons/burglar.html

    4. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Get rid of your mother in law.

       

  21. Just bought a 2600jr. I have a 7800. So why am I so excited about this?!

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    2. MAC-42

      MAC-42

      My Intellivision came with an old peanut in the controller bay. You never know what you'll get. I'd be excited, too.

    3. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      Makes a good doorstop

    4. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Because.. the 7800 is a great-grandfather?

  22. Heading out to Underground Retrocade in West Dundee, IL this afternoon. I mentioned on Facebook that I was going to attempt the house high on Ms. Pac-Man Turbo and maybe Jr. Pac-Man Turbo, and the owner offered to stream the gameplay. If he does, it'll be at twitch.tv/retrocade.

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    2. Dauber

      Dauber

      Thanks! I'll need it. :) The house high on Turbo Ms. is something like 551,000, and my high is around 456,000...

    3. racerx

      racerx

      Just saw Scott's post...looks like you were a little short? Still a hell of a score though.

    4. Dauber

      Dauber

      Yeah....I was the only one at the arcade for most of the time I was there, so I didn't ask him to set up the stream; I didn't want Scott to go through all that trouble if nobody else was there to attempt a record. Still, it's my highest score so far, and I made it to a bit over 238,000 before I lost my first life.

  23. Just started a Pac-Man blog...pacmaniax.wordpress.com, in case anyone's interested. Latest topic: why the Tod Frye Pac-Man isn't so bad

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    2. Seethransom

      Seethransom

      Your points are well made. I respect your opinion. I respect the facts you list. Let me give you my view. I was only 11-12 when it came out. In my childhood feelings, I was robbed of my months saving money. It was a slap in the face. WTF is this?

       

      As an adult, I know there is more to it. Your blog confirms that in detail. I am happy to know it was a proof on concept, and the programmer voiced it was not ready yet. It was the suits. I can understand that more. They underestimated th...

    3. Brian R.

      Brian R.

      I know I played the hell out of 2600 Pac-Man, happily and blissfully so. It wasn't until MsPac came along that we realized what we were missing. And then when Colecovisin came, and Donkey Kong, that's when we really noticed and jumped ship for Coleco.

       

      P.S. Two-switch woodgrain?

    4. Dauber

      Dauber

      Brian R. -- the reason I had to post my thoughts was simply because the topic KEEPS COMING UP HERE. So instead of retyping everything every time it's posted here, I can just post a link to the blog page. :)

       

      And whoops...make that FOUR-switch! Sorry about that...

  24. My new goal: reach the kill screen on either the turbo or standard version of Ms. Pac-Man.

    1. xDragonWarrior

      xDragonWarrior

      good luck with that

    2. PacManPlus

      PacManPlus

      There's a better chance of it happening with the turbo version... but does the 7800 version in PMC have it??? :D

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