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Uzumaki

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  1. I'm taking my Apple II+ to the Apple store and see what they can do with it.

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      Uzumaki

      Print out an ad for original Apple I computer, tell them you want to buy it, and see if they can figure that out.

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  2. According to your mother, a Nintendo is anything with buttons on it.

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      Uzumaki

      There's also "Nintendo Playstation" on almost everything mid 90s. Ironically Nintendo Playstation did get planned but got canned.

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  3. Weird, ebay leaves items out of my purchase history. Can't figure out why.

    1. Uzumaki

      Uzumaki

      Check setting. Hidden vs Not Hidden button, the last 60 days vs 2014 vs 2013 vs 2012 drop down menu, and all vs shipped vs ready for feedbsack menu. If you're missing still, blame eBay glitch.

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  4. If I have 10 bacon strips, you have 10, and I eat 21, how many do you have left?

    1. Uzumaki

      Uzumaki

      If you ate 21, I would get unlimited after I collect your inheritance when you die from OD'ing on cholesterol :D

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  5. OMG, I've fell asleep for 20 years at the company picnic. What's changed?

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      Uzumaki

      climate's worse. Government's worse. Rich got richer and greedier. Old video game system don't work right on new TV.

       

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  6. Dragon Warrior I-IV vs. Phantasy Star I-IV

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      Uzumaki

      It's a trap to find who is Nintendo fanboy or Sega Fanboy!!

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  7. Fact: The US Mint produced 1.8 million half-dollars so far this year for circulation. Question: Where are they in my change?

    1. Uzumaki

      Uzumaki

      It's been around for ages. It's rarely seen because they are heavy and not many people wants to carry a few half dollars. $1 bill is a lot lighter but that may change if the USA government copies Canada and stops paper $1 for good.

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  8. Fact: The US Mint produced 1.8 million half-dollars so far this year for circulation. Question: Where are they in my change?

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      Uzumaki

      At one time I had about 50 of them. I used them at an annoying store by breaking their self checkout machine. Nothing said don't use half dollar, the machine got jammed on the first one and wouldn't spit out or accept it. They moved me to a second one. That broke too. They threw me out and next time I was at that store, they had new sign "No half dollar coin!"

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  9. Sitting in the dentist's chair this morning - what song comes on the radio? "Haven't Got Time for the Pain". Thanks for the laugh, Carly.

    1. Uzumaki

      Uzumaki

      Can try to make that visit much shorter. Make a sandwich with generous amount of limburger cheese, anchovies, and top it with generous amount of minced fresh garlic. You'd be in and out in no time.

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  10. new neighbors parking in front of my house. hmm. maybe i'll walk out there with a box of nails and lose my balance. OOPSIE!!

  11. So there is this rumor floating around about stacks of E.T. carts and other miscellaneous games and hardware that are burried in a New Mexico landfill. Is there any truth to this?

    1. Uzumaki

      Uzumaki

      yeah about 25 years too late to avoid the reputation. Had Atari allowed play testing and 8 weeks extension, some of the pitfalls could have been avoided and ET would have sold better.

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  12. So there is this rumor floating around about stacks of E.T. carts and other miscellaneous games and hardware that are burried in a New Mexico landfill. Is there any truth to this?

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      Uzumaki

      There's a rumor that SQ: Air World were completed and ready to ship but got buried instead.

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  13. Why cant mosquitos suck fat instead of blood..

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      Uzumaki

      Fat sucking mosquito used to exists but the entire population became obese and died from early heart failure before they could reach reproductive age.

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  14. Got a new little sister!

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      Uzumaki

      a bit more than 10 years younger than me. She married to my little brother. 37 years with only brother, now I have sister ;)

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  15. Who likes short shorts?

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      Uzumaki

      When I was 5 year old, maybe but that was back in '70s.

       

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  16. "your car just happens to have an expensive compressor" $1700 my ass, i'll deal with the hot hot summer.

    1. Uzumaki

      Uzumaki

      Whatever happened to 4-60 air conditioner? 4 windows down, 60 MPH?

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  17. Go ahead, bumblebee, fly into that microwave. I'll shut the door and we'll play a game: You try to escape while I punch random keys on the control panel.

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      Uzumaki

      takes a long time to thoroughly clean as well unless you want bee gut floating in your soup.

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  18. Am I the only person that LIKES black jelly beans?

  19. Wow, I've never seen so many Lynxes up for auction on Shopgoodwill at once.

    1. Uzumaki

      Uzumaki

      Gave up trying to win there. Shipping is absurdedly high ($20 for 3 pounds 200 miles trip?) and always ended up more than eBay price.

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  20. So Microsoft releases the 360 followed by the one. Where's #2-#359? :P

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      Uzumaki

      People who knows about PSOne is going to be irate if XBOx One doesn't play the original XBox games and controllers.

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