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Are you forgetting how our grandfather toiled under the yoke of Marathon steel with the Arizona sun above and the blinding arc of a welder below? If it wasn't for the galactic steel workers' union, he never would have been able to afford that above ground pool we frolicked in or the majestic golden van of our youth. I think your beef is with the galactic trade cartel, a genuinely malignant organization bent on cornering the market on solar panels.

Hey, I thought you were supposed to be sick! I'm telling Mom!

I have another algorithm suggestion. You could use the 20 vertices and 30 edges of a dodecahedron for the maze, or the faces of a icosahedron (d20). See the Wikipedia Hunt the Wumpus entry. You should also add the bat.