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Everyone talks of zombies.. but zombies aren't real. I submit to you gentleman something truly frightening because it can indeed happen: Is there anything more terrifying than being alone in the open ocean... and hearing the growl of a shark behind you

Yes, there is. Being alone in the open ocean, and hearing the growl of your stomach because you're so hungry. But don't worry, because then you can eat fish.

Zombies not real? Tell the Christians, for they are celebrating that a man being dead for three days and then walking the earth again just yesterday... http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0w9l9wg651r976pdo1_400.jpg