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Want to feel old? Dress up like "Bad Grandpa" from Jackass and walk into a Walgreen's and ask to buy a new rubber pad for the bottom of your cane, some Viagara, denture cleanser, Depends adult diapers, and Ensure nutritional shakes.

A What?? I mean I can't hear ya sonny, you'll have to speak up!

Just watch those annoying knee brace commercials with terrible animation of a kid and grandma.

Free Parking.. Under the Bus!

Play it on the game.com instead.

Love me some SNEZZZ!

I'm Thursday, I'm Friday. Come over on Saturday and we'll have a Sunday.

Meet my new Girl Friday. Her name is Tuesday. I hired her on Sunday and she started work on Monday, but on Wednesday she wanted Thursday off, so I told her she had to work Saturday.

Simple as that!

Where is the like button?

THE ADAM™ PRINTER GIVES YOU A HIGH QUALITY ELECTRONIC TYPEWRITER AT HOME.

Adam comes with a letter-quality, daisy wheel printer (a peripheral that would cost you as much as the entire Adam system in many other home

computers). It's an 80 column printer that uses standard ribbon cartridges and inter-

changeable daisy wheels for different type styles. There's a ^Vi' wide carriage for either single sheets or fanfold paper

And the Adam printer types in bo...

Today she'd be an autotuned hip-hop singer known professionally as "Flo Fo Jo."

I do:

http://www.randomterrain.com/atari-2600-memories-history-1982.html#starmaster

Mmmm. Tastes like vulva.

Oh wow, thought that was exclusively a Zappa tune! Glad The Turtles are still around!

The two singers were in Zappa's band for a bit. I was grateful to see they remembered.

More like this: KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!

Been done before.

You can do anything....

Where is my Shenmue plug 'n play console?

Kinda what I was thinking...haven't we seen this already?

AtGames needs to step up their game and stop recycling old designs if they want to go toe-to-toe with Nintendo. That means HDMI instead of composite, and fix that terrible sound already! Their last X-in-1 Genesis system should never have made it to market sounding the way it did.

Everybody STFU and pipe down! I'm trying to play Connect-the-dots! LALALALALA!

LET THE CARTOON... BE-GIN!

(cue B&W public domain animation clip)

Randy is living up to his name; he gave Miss Yvonne a splinter in a very sensitive area!

Alas my brother...

I still remember buying a W.A.S.P. tape when that was the first time any of us had seen a "Warning label" on a release...GODDAMN PMRC!

It was some old punk album, Screeching Weasel maybe, or Mr.T Experience, maybe Dayglo Abortions, one of them.

^ Thanks!

... nice and cool!

If you don't have a fan, where will the shit go?

It all hit Mike Kennedy. It all originally came from Mike Kennedy, too, which is the really odd thing.

Somebody's watching me.

Peek a boo! I see you! And I know what you do!

Koffing!!!

Wow! All I did was fish out my GBA and Activision Anthology with the intention of getting some of these while at work. It's never left my bag. Sad face.

I got 34 of 44 for 77%. I think I am running out of gas though.

The further you go, the harder it gets! There's always next year...

But the NES Flashback is a real tangible product. The Atari SD Portable is still just a dream unfortunately

Also NES Flashback controllers can be used on existing Wii and WiiU. Atari portable got nothing. No Pitfall II either booooo