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Who lies to his boss about a doctor's appointment so he can stand in line at Best Buy for an NES Classic Mini? THIS GUY!!

guy that didn't pay for a couple of computers on ebay is complaining to me that he can't bid on the now lower priced lot of them. I'm enjoying it.

I have to choose one car under $12,000 dollars, and must be within ten miles of Slidell, Louisiana.

This is my life.

De do do do, de da da da, is all I want to say to you

Nicole Richie gets slapped in the face high 5 fail

Hungry, Hungry Jack. They gobble 'em down and the plate comes back for Hungry Jack.

Mariah Carey and Bryan Tanaka split after 5 months of dating

Just ordered a movie for my silent movie collection: Queen Elizabeth (1912) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0002020/

Fine! I'll shut up!

Working hard to type out the strange sounds rumbling in my head.

"Attention Customers: If there's a Ben Dover in the store, please come to the service desk. Ben Dover, please come to the service desk."

Jupiter is one ugly planet up close.

I have still never seen an NES mini in a store. Nintendo really screwed the pooch on availability for that thing...And lost a lot of potential sales.

Shot in the dark here, but can anybody direct me to a .cas file for the 16K cassette version of Rear Guard for TRS-80?

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Also got in touch with Axl Rose's agent. Should i interview him? Other than that,drawing some animations now on Mario Paint while this weed cookie's still in me. The theme song for Mario Paint is so catchy.

I hate it when I forget about an auction that has multi R10s in it until it is over.

TV Anchor Amber Sherlock makes Julie Snook put on jacket https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXj7yM-cTZk

Your momma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

I found a really good classic rock station while FM surfing the other day, then the station identified itself as an 'Oldies' station. How depressing.

Scratch off gently with coin.

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Debbie Reynolds. Heard she'd had a stroke earlier. Double tragedy for that family.

I just noticed...I'm bald!